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group chat | their bestfriend

BLACK MAILING EACH OTHER
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8 DORKS

You: Hi everyoneeeeee~

hoseok: hi y/n!

the rest: y/n!!!!!!!!

you: ya, stop saying my name.

hoseok: where's yoongi?

jungkook: why? miss him already?

jimin: ewww gay

hoseok: dwarf height

jimin: gay horse

hoseok: but i'm the most handsome horse breathing

jin: excuse me? i'm the most handsome person breathing.

yoongi: pabo ya, hoseok's a handsome horse, you're a handsome person. There's a difference.

namjoon: where did you came from?

yoongi: from my sleep

taehyung: typical yoongi

you: can i come in to your conversation? geez.

jungkook: You're very much welcomeee y/n!!!!

jimin: hey, hyung send me something

jin: which hyung?

you: yeah who?

taehyung: yeah which hyung?

jimin: hoseok hyung send me this.

*sends a photo of y/n, her smiling without his two bunny teeth in front*

you: YAH! WHO TOLD YOU TO SEND THAT!

hoseok: i did.

you: YAHH! YOU'VE BEEN MY FAVORITE OF ALL THESE 6 DORKS AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS?!!!!

hoseok: why the sudden confession? hmmm.

jimin: ya y/n!! i thought i was your favorite!

you: not anymore oppa

namjoon: who told you to call him oppa?!

*namjoon: sends a photo of you sleeping with saliva dripping down your mouth*

you: NOW WHO TOLD YOU TO SEND THAT

namjoon: me

you: EOOOMMMAAAAAAA!!!!!!

jin: yes yes my beautiful daughter?

you: appa send that photo of me!!!

jin: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

you: YA! DON'T LAUGH!

jungkook: taetae hyung send me something.

you: what is it now?

vmin: you'll see

*jungkook: sends a photo of you running naked, you were just 5 years old in this photo*

you: YA! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!

jungkook: taetae hyung's been stalking you for the past 5 minutes and he sends me that

you: JUNGKOOK-SSI!!!

*you heard him laughing loud in his room because his room was next to yours* *basically you live with them in a dorm*

you: *sends a photo of jungkook crying while holding his two bunny teeth

everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA *except from jungkook.

namjoon: *sends a epic photo of jin*

jin: ya! what did i do to you?!

namjoon: nothing

jin: *sends a photo of namjoon before sneezing*

yoongi: stop it.

you: where have you been?

yoongi: stalking everyone

*sends photos of everyone one by one in their most epic faces including himself*

everyone: MIN YOONGI!!!!!!

yoongi: all of you won't shut the fuck up.

hoseok: sometimes i wonder if yoongi hyung is a magician or not?

yoongi: what makes you think that huh?

hoseok: uhm nothing..

jin: who told you to cuss yoongi?!

yoongi: i did. swaeg.

yoongi: now can you please? i'm gonna sleep.

you: no you're not

*you send a photo of him pooping when he was 4 years old*

everyone: *cracking up except from yoongi*

namjoon: where did he go?

taehyung: in the bathroom to go poop again

everyone: *cracking up in their rooms*

namjoon: but seriously? where is he?

then loud knocks came into your room

yoongi shouted: "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS
Y/N SSI!!!!

you shouted: HAALLLLPHHHH!!!

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oh dang, can't find pics, use your imaginations guys, hehe love love 💖

—lunarrrmoonn

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