The League of Super Heroes (L.O.S.H) has been building a machine- a robot superhero that can catch villains and solve crimes with a fraction of the destruction of normal superheroes. It's almost completely done being programmed when the L.O.S.H. Hea...
Song: "The Last Midnight" from Into the Woods. It's a great musical, go watch it. Great villain song too.
Error_373: Disconnected from network. Reconnecting..... Connection failed. Cause: unplugged from mainframe. Warning: AI not fully downloaded. Please Reconnect. Backup AI loading..... please wait..... scanning for malware... running system startup check... loading map of surroundings..... warning: map load failed. New area detected. Please return to pre-mapped area. Loading Super villain database... warning: list incomplete. Please connect to a Wi-Fi network. Weapons check... warning: weapons may be jammed or faulty. Please have maintenance check. Loading sound receptors... loading sight receptors... loading touch receptors... loading smell receptors... loading taste receptors... loading complete. System startup check complete. Starting up... please wait...
The cheerful startup chime echoed throughout the room, along with a female voice saying "Thank you for purchasing your Hero model A22Twain. Model designation: 18. Model personality: Alice." You sat up, looking around the room. Your vision receptors blinked, taking x-ray, infrared, and human vision pictures of the room. It appeared to be a lab, with many unregistered and highly dangerous machines and possible weapons lying around. There was a human life form off to the side, working on one of the machines. It was an adult male, face database match no result, height 4' 6", weight 156 lbs, approximately 36 years of age, heart rate currently accelerated, state: startled, possibility of arthritis at age 65+.
"Gah!" The male said. He clutched his chest, breathing slowly to slow down his heart rate. He was wearing a white lab coat, a paper bag over his head, and glasses. He appeared to be a scientist of some sort, and you concluded that he must be in charge of maintenance in the lab. He put down the lug wrench he was holding and quickly ran out, presumably to fetch someone.
In the meantime, another biological life form appeared, species unknown, face database match no result, most likely a bear with edited DNA, probably a male. It appeared to be very curious, sniffing you before giving you a hug. Then it left and came back a moment later with a female human and a large pile of clothing. They stood you up, unplugging you from the computer and shoving you in front of a mirror.
"I am not fully operational. Please plug me back in," you protested, but it seemed as if they were not listening to you.
"Hi! My name's Demencia, and that's 5.0.5.! But you can call me the future Mrs. Hat! Just don't tell him. What's your name?" The female said, while holding various shirts in between you and the mirror.
"I am Hero model A22Twain, current personality Alice. I do not currently have a designation, but you may give me one if you wish," you said, "and what is it you are doing?"
"Seeing what clothes fit you! Can't have you walking around naked, can we? Here, put this on." She handed you a pair of underwear and a knee-length black skirt with lace trim, and even helped you put it on. "I think I'm gonna call you (Y/N)!"
"Okay. My designation is now (Y/N)," you said, saving it in your database. Dementia handed you a bra (you're Female Superhero size, btw) along with a black long sleeved blouse that faded to lace on the arms with a V-neck that had a lace bat pattern on it. She started to try to put your (H/C) hair onto two pigtails when two people burst in the room.
"DEMENCIA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET AWAY FROM IT!" An angry voice yelled. You turned to face the scientist from before accompanied by a life form in a suit and top hat. Species unknown, face database match one result. Confirmed to be super villain Black Hat, president of Black Hat Organization. Status: dangerous. Deploy weaponry. Warning: weaponry nonfunctional. Ammo not available. Please get to a technician as soon as possible.
In leu of any ammo, you put away your guns and barged straight at him, planning for hand-to-hand combat. Unfortunately, just before you reached him your Remote Safety Button Signal was activated, immediately making you immobile as you collapsed on the floor. You tried to send off a distress signal, but all of your communication circuits were nonfunctional.
"DEMENCIA! 5.0.5! I want you OUT! AND NO MORE MESSING WITH THE WEAPON OR I'LL VAPORIZE YOU BOTH!" Black Hat shouted, "Dr. Flug, put that person back on that table and try to find out as much as possible about this 'weapon' they've been making. And make sure neither of those two idiots come in here! And if something goes wrong, you're going to pay for it!" And with that, he stomped out in an angry huff.
The male human, who you took to be Dr. Flug, picked you up and carried you back to the table. This time when you were placed on the table, some restraints were placed around your wrists, ankles, and forehead.
"Sorry," he whispered, and made to leave.
"Wait, before you go," you said. Dr. Flug turned to face you with an inquisitive look in his posture. He leaned in closer.
"Can you tell me the Wi-Fi password?"
846 words! Yay! Not bad with a puppy crushing my lap.
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Anyways, so I may or may not make more of this, what do you think?
BTW, if anyone's interested, I need to practice my editing skills and would love to practice on someone's story. If you're interested just let me know.
Anyways, remember, reality is an illusion the universe is a lie buy gold BYE PERSONS! ~Time Shadow
