Error_405: Feelings Detected (Black Hat x Reader)

Error_405: Exit Not Found

     Happy (late) New Year persons!

     You had been lying strapped to the table for twelve hours, thirty-seven minutes and eighteen seconds. Dr. Flug had come by a few times to run some tests, basic stuff such as blood and eye tests. He had seemed meek and apologetic the entire time, saying "sorry" whenever he approached.

It was 19:38:27 when he arrived with a tray full of food. He unstrapped your head and wrists so you could sit up, and offered you the food. It included two pieces of dark rye bread, some unsalted butter, two pieces of over cooked bacon, some jello, and a glass of water.

"H-here's your dinner," he said. You had an opportunity here- he was gullible enough that if you could convince him to leave the room, you could escape.

"Thanks, but, um, I just need to ask- is this bread kosher?" You asked him. "I don't want to be a bother, but I can't eat any of this if it's not."

"What?"

Good, he was confused.

"It's just that I'm kosher. I can't eat dairy with meat, any pig, or anything that wasn't certified to be kosher."

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry I didn't know!" Flug said, grabbing the plate. "H-here, let me get you something else! I-I'll be right back!" And with that, he was gone. Plan, successful.

As soon as he was out of auditory range, you reached over to the metal steps around your ankles. After studying them for a few seconds, you grabbed them at their weak points and applied enough pressure to them enough that they broke.

You stood up, looking around and making sure that no one had heard you breaking free. You peaked out of the door, making sure no one was in the hallway, and started sneaking around. You had to find an exit to the building. or at least the Wi-Fi password, and fast.

You figured you had about twenty minutes before Flug came back to check on you, which gave you enough time to cover about two square miles. All you had to do was focus on not getting caught, and you could be out and free in no time, just so long as you didn't run into-

"FLUG! WHERE IS THE PRISONER!"

Well shit.

Quickly, you ran to the nearest doorway, ducking inside the room. Unfortunately, in your haste, you had forgotten to check for any nearby lifeforms, and were suddenly grabbed from behind in an almost spine-shattering hug.

"OMG! (Y/N)! It's you! Oh, we get to have SO much fun together now! I was so upset when I thought that we wouldn't get to hang out together but now that I know that you're here we can do SO MUCH together!" You broke free of her grasp, and turned around to face an excited Demencia.

"Look, this is great, but I really got to get going... uh, maybe we could go hang out at the... um... mall! The mall! We should go hang out at the mall! You know, and go shopping?" You said. You wanted to get out of there as soon as possible before Black Hat showed up. Speaking of which, you could hear his very angry footsteps stomping down the hall towards you.

"Yeah! I haven't been to the mall in forever. They have my favorite store there! Well, they don't have a Chains & Swords, but they do have a H*t T*pic!" Before you even had time to say anything else, she grabbed your wrist and pulled down on a candelabra that was sticking out of the wall there for some reason. The floor dropped out from underneath you, and you dropped through a series of tunnels until you were plopped right at a large doorway, presumably the exit. Demencia was about to open the door when Dr. Flug came running up from behind.

"Demencia! Don't... wheeze... don't let them... wheeze... out! Black Hat will... wheeze... will be really mad... wheeze... at me." Flug said, gasping for breath in between words. He wasn't very fit, though if he exercised regularly he would most likely have been able to run a marathon in a respectable amount of time.

"Aww, but we were going to go out and have fun!" Demencia pouted. "But if Black Hat wants to have her stay here, then fine." Demencia, still holding your wrist, started to drag you back towards the laboratory. You considered struggling, but as you didn't have any ammo or tranquilizers and you didn't know their combat abilities, you decided against it.

You were locked into a fairly large cage in the corner, and one minute and twenty-eight seconds later could hear Flug and Demencia being yelled at by Black Hat. Soon after he stomped up some stairs and into a room, slamming the door shut as loud as he could. (Judging from the makeup of he doors, making a sound that loud by shutting one would break it, so he most likely had the doors modified so they made a louder sound than normal when being opened or closed.)

Dr. Flug walked in a few seconds later, still muttering apologies as he started to run further tests on you.

It was one hour, seventeen minutes and sixteen seconds later when you received a low battery warning. You suppose your creator hadn't had time to fully charge you up before you were stolen. You were equipped with a charging cord, but you still had to find an outlet nearby to plug it into. You didn't want to raise anymore suspicion than necessary, but it would be bad if you suddenly shut down from low battery.

Flug was doing lab work nearby, and you called him over. He was hesitant, but still Came over to see what you wanted.

"Do you know where the nearest outlet is?"

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Enjoy the weirdness, and remember, reality is an illusion the universe is a lie buy gold BYE PERSONS!
~Time Shadow