Kermit X Shrek

Authors Note

Ok, so fam this is my first story. It's hella good. I hope y'all like it cuz if you don't well I can't blame you it's sorta shit. This is obviously good content. Only my best for the 3 people that may read it. You're probably reading this cuz I'm forcing you too, if so, love you boo ;) jk. Um yea. I don't know what people put in these cuz I don't read them so uh imma make some shis up k. I once sucked a monkeys toe. Bet half of y'all 3 didn't even read that. Well I'm at like 100 words imma stop this real soo-