Me: *asleep hugging Levi body pillow*
Assistant : AUTHOR CHAN AUTHOR CHAN
Me: *wakes up* WHO HAS AWOKEN ME
assistant: AUTHOR CHAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON WATTPAD FOR AWHILE HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MUCH PEOPLE HAVE READ IT ?!
Me: Probably no one
Assistant: *shows me phone*
Me: No one reads my stories they all su....*sees phone* HOLY SHIT. FUCK ALL THE OTHER STORIES LEMONS ARE WHERE ITS AT RIGHT NOW!
Assistant: Um author chan I think you should calm down...
Me: NOPE! MORE LEMONS MORE KINK ! THESE NEED TO BE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER LEMONS! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND I SHALL DELIVER! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING! PERVERTS REJOICE !
Seriously comment who else shall be the victim of a lemon. And will it be a ship or x reader.
