Which Direction? (A 1D Fan Fiction)

Chapter 1

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Chapter 1

                                                                     ~Allie~

"You've got that one thing..." The radio blared out just before i managed to yank the pug out of the socket, managing to trip over a lead and into the mop bucket in front of the pile of homework i had organised. 

I pick up all the wet pieces of homework and place them in the bin, after shouting at the mop AND the radio, i hope no one saw me doing this or it will be hard to prove im NOT mental,

"Um Allie. What happened here?" I heard a voice behind me say, a whipped round to see my brother Johny, he was staring at the radio smashed, my homewrok wet  all over the place and not to menson ME soaking wet aswell!!

"Umm 1 direction did it" I said, pointing at the radio, john raised an eyebrow and tuted obiously wanting an explanation so i started "Well their song came on right. So i ran to turn it of and yanked the lead out of the plug then tripped over the radio wire i had pull and went straight into the bucket, BUT not before flying into my homework making it go everywhere" I explained as a huge grin seemed to grow on Johns face.

"HA you are such a trouble magnet Allie! Ohh and by the way you know dads rent studio?" John laughed and then explained,

"Yeah" My dad was always short on money, not by much but enough to start saving for uni, so he bought a big old recording studio and house at the back for people to recond and stay the night. It was nice but im not sure big names wound want to stay there,

"Well dad got a client. WHO IS FAMOUS" John screamed dancing around. How can he not be gay? Ohh now he is fanning him self, Ohh BROTHER,

"Ahh thats nice. Whos is it?" I said not really interested at all, when John says their famous they proberly are losers who made one song 50 years ago and want a comeback but fail because to have  a come back people have to know who you are!

"Its.......pause for dramatic effect...... ONE DIRECTION" He said screaming like a girl. Wait 1 D coming here. Great you know why? The spare house is getting refurbished so they will be staying here insted!! Living in a house for about 6 weeks with stupid hormonal teenage boys!

"Ughhhhhh" I groan, as someone knocks at the door, how could this day get anyworse, seriously. First i ill my radio, homework and the mop then i find that 1 direction are staying at my house for 6 weeks!! I ran to the door,

"Heyy " Someone said as i opened the door, i groned internally. They where here, ohh joy. That boy turned out to be... the tanned one with the brown hair and quite tall. I think his name begins with a Z?

"Yeah hi come in" I said pulling them inside as they took their shoes off and placed them in out old woods shoe cabenate that is placed in the cellar as its very ugly and emmbaracing to look at. They looked at me strangley, so i looks away,

 "Well your very different arnt you?" The one with the almost afro hair to frizzy and stupid looks to be afro hair though, said. Then i got angry, they think the can come in here and diss me WHILE they are on my properly. I could get one of my dads guns if  i wanted to and shoot them on this spot.

"Harry, dont be rude. What my frizzy friend means is, your not screaming or trying to kiss us or crying. You havent got one direction infection!" The irish blondy decleared, elbowing 'Harry' in the ribs,

"Yeah and you arn't bowing down to us!" Harry joked, as Zayn ,i think his name is, laughed and strolled through into our lounge as if he owned to place, he used his finger to pick up a cusion and place it on the floor, as i shot a glare at him. Of course my house wasnt up to HIS standeds  but im wasn't going to change it for the likes of THEM.

"Haha just joking i love this pillow" Zayn laughed picking up the cussion, and jumping back on the sofa just before smacking the cussion into Louis face.

 "Well make your self at home then!" I said sacrasticly as they where already lying down on my couch and looking through my homework

"Dont worry we will" Louis said smirking,as he grabed a pen and crossed almost all of my answers on my paper. I rewally hate my life, well i liked it before this monkey like band moved in. Well the temporerely moved it but you get my jist.

"Guys give her some slack, we are very hot and handsome strangers that have just come wadderling into her house. Ok? Well lets introduce our selfs. Im Niall Horan and im 18 and from Irland, as you can proberly tell from my accent!" Niall said standing up, and dusting his jeans and t-shirt down. He walked over to me and brought his hand out, i shook it and he walked back to the sofa smiling,

 "Ok well I am Harry Styles, but i bet you alread know that coz im so famous and everything" Harry said, standing up slowley and speaking to me as if i was think or something. I can tell you, just because im younger than them doesnt mean they can speak to me like im 5 years old! He couldnt be bothered to walk over to me and stand up,

"Umm hi lazy lump. I mean the sofa and me are only 1m away" I said, shotting my own insult back, "You know you REALLY need a hair cut" Harry's face fell,

"Butt... but.... all the girls love my hair. Its...so....cute!" Harry babbled, it was clear he wasnt used to having his hair dissed, he looked a Zayn for suport. The only suport he got was a laugh in the face and a punch on the sholder. He shrunck down in his seat,

"Well mr Bigshot, not every single girl is mesmorised but you STUPID haircut. Ok? Ohh Liam you need to dye your eyebrows they are a different colour.Zayn, have you got mascara on? Louis you use to much hair gel.There done" I anounsed, the looked at me with there mouths wide open in shock,

"You forgot Niall" Niall said speaking about himself in the third person. They all stared at me, as i felt myself shrink,..........

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