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YOONGI is lonely, he admits it.

Maybe it's because of Hoseok and Taehyung that he feels lonely. The couple can't keep their hands to themselves! Every time Yoongi turns around, he sees them either hugging or kissing. Like, can't they not? But Yoongi doesn't blame them though, he would rather see them make out than fight. He blames his mother for his loneliness. If it wasn't for her crazy ideas when he was a child (Yoongi's mother was very overprotective over her only child back then, she rarely let Yoongi go out and communicate with other children because she was afraid someone will hurt him or he will hurt himself), he wouldn't be so anti-social.

Yoongi isn't a type of guy you would see drinking or going on parties every Saturday night. Hell, he rarely leaves the comfort of his own dorm! Nope, he is the total opposite. Yoongi likes to drink black coffee instead of alcohol, on Saturday nights he is reading the book he borrowed from the library the day before. Yoongi likes to read romantic novels, the ones with sad, rather tearful endings. He likes to talk about the book he read with his best friend Jimin every Wednesday after their studying session.

Yoongi met Jimin on the first day of College, which was one year ago. Two of them were wearing Harry Potter themed shirts. Yoongi was wearing it cause he was in his Harry Potter phase and Jimin borrowed the shirt from his brother who loves the series, Jimin doesn't know the shit about Harry Potter though. Yoongi found it quite funny, the two of them still became good friends.

And now while Jimin is out, doing God knows what, Yoongi finds himself feeling lonely. He already read the book he borrowed and there is nothing good on the television. He knows Hoseok and Taehyung are probably spending some quality time together so he doesn't want to bother them. Maybe he should learn English, he knows he needs to be better at it. As Yoongi was about to stand up and go for his English book, the doors of the dorm flew open and Jimin practically jumped in.

"You won't believe what happened!" Jimin pants, he looked like he ran a mile; sweaty and thirsty. He closed the door softly, "You saw Seok and Tae getting it on?" Yoongi asks, opening his English book to look for some exercises.

Jimin frowns, "Ew, no!" He made his way to Yoongi's laptop that was placed on the desk beside the door. "So a week ago, I was watching Yuri!!!on Ice on my laptop when an ad caught my eye. I clicked on it cause I was interested and why the hell not?" He let out a small chuckle while typing.

"The page is called makeyourbae in which you basically make yourself.....a partner." Yoongi rolls his eyes, he can't believe Jimin would be interested in such a stupid thing! He sighs, "Don't tell me you've made yourself a boyfriend, wait you actually believe it works?"

Jimin chuckles once again, "I didn't at first, but then some guy magically knocked on my door and said he is my boyfriend!" Yoongi gave him a look that said 'Stop fucking with me'.

"He is everything I wrote I want on the page, it's like boyfriend generator but it actually works! Yoongi, I have boyfriend for fuck sake!" Jimin says, not believing this happened. He never had a boyfriend or girlfriend so this is pretty serious to him.

"You're saying that you went on some page that's maybe not even legal, and made yourself a boyfriend?" Jimin gave him a nod, "Yeah, basically."
Yoongi started laughing, since when do they live in a fairy tale? But oh shit, what if Jimin ends up in jail for this?

"And you just left him-"

Jimin immediately cut Yoongi off, "I didn't left him, I....told him to wait for me at my dorm."

Yoongi raises his eyebrows, "So you left him?"

"I panicked, okay!? I even forgot about it, I was on the page week ago..." Yoongi sighs, he really needs to work on his English but obviously he can't!
"And what do you want me to do? To scare him or tell him to gently fuck off?"

Jimin shrugs, "I don't know what to do now."

"As you said, he is your boyfriend. Try to communicate with him and explain that you didn't know this will happened. If he is normal guy, he'll understand."

Jimin frowns, "But I don't want him to leave." The guy he found on his doorstep is hot as hell. He doesn't want to let him go, he finally has a chance to be with someone even if it's with person who doesn't like him back.

Yoongi closes his English book, "I don't know then Jimin! I have to study and I have don't have time for this bullshit."
Jimin's eyes widened, Yoongi is busted!

"You want me to leave so you can make your own boyfriend!" Jimin is 100% right, that was totally Yoongi's plan from the moment Jimin have told him about it-note the sarcasm. Student shakes his head, "Hell no!" But Jimin, of course, doesn't believe him. Instead he goes on makeyourbae.com and clicks on start.

"This will be so fun! We can go on double dates, oh and brag to Hoseok and Tae that we are finally taken!" Jimin smiles, meanwhile Yoongi asks himself what did he do wrong to deserve this.

"So, girlfriend or boyfriend?"

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