Okay so if you don't know, I went to Mexico for a week for Christmas with my dad and two of my siblings. I'm still in Mexico as I'm writing this but wifi here is shit so I'll probably only be able to post it whenever I get back home. I couldn't bring my iPad so I couldn't draw(I brought my sketch book but there are yet to be any pencils around) so I thought I'd just share some quotes and stuff that happened while I was on the trip.
Dad- my dad
Ally- my older sister
Jack- my older brother
Me- me
Sebastian- waiter
Chuck: dad's friend
Lisa: chuck's wife
(Ally & jack are twins)
Ally: *sees Jack wearing a Tyler's shirt* *turns to my dad and I* who wears a- *sees I'm wearing a Tyler's shirt* oh, never mind..
Chuck: y'know sand is good for you
Jack(he kinda got drunk): really?!
Chuck: yeah
Jack: *eats the sand, (im not even joking)*
Me: eww
Chuck: it helps clean you're braces
Jack: REALLY?
Chuck: yeah
Jack: *eats more sand*
Jack(kinda drunk shhh): *dad hands him a piece of bread* what is this?
Me: steak
Jack: steak?!
Me: yeah
Jack: sounds like bread
Dad: sounds like bread?
Jack: smells- tastes like bread
Dad: I used to collect artwork before you guys were around,
Ally: but, like, we're not the reason you stoped right?
Dad: what?
Ally: what? Nothing, I have boogers *sniff*
Ally: *whips*
Dad: *fist bumps Ally's whip*
Jack: is drinking hot wax healthy?
Me Ally and Dad: *without hesitation* yes.
Jack: can I drink the hot wax?
Ally: no-
Dad: nono, let him drink it I want to see what happens..
Jack: he asked for drinks, ally said water, I said water and Sammy(me) said 'yes please'
Ally: hAH
Me: he asked if I wanted water.
Jack: well that ruins what I just said.
Ally: loser
Me: pff.. 'water water yes please'
Me after ordering food:
What I'm trying to say: thank you
What I say under my breath: sah dude
OKAY this isn't a quote, but at this moment I am eating with Jack by the pool and there are three kids (I'm assuming brothers) playing with each other and I'm pretty sure at least two of them watch naruto or something because they keep making hand signs. One of these kids though is full on naruto like he's probably 6 at most but they're all trying to push each other into the pool, this kid makes like 18 hand signs and full on tackles his brother who is almost twice his size. Then later on he makes like 5 hand signs and sprints into the pool again. I made eye contact with this kid for a few seconds and all I could do was give him a thumbs up. On top of all this happening, they only speak Spanish so I have absolutely no idea what they're saying.
Ally: can I get the lobster?
Dad: points to jack
Ally: *turns to jack* can I get the lobster?
Jack: no
Ally: say yeah
Jack: no
Ally: say yeah
Jack: yeah
*like 5 minutes later*
Ally: I'll have the lobster
Dad: *looks at ally*
Ally: jack said yeah
Ally: one word story.
Ally: once
Me: there
Jack: not doing this
Ally: that's threE WORDS
Jack: I knew yOU WERE GOING TO DAY THAT
Ally: once
Me: there
Jack: m' not doing this
Ally: THREE WORDS
Jack: that's four words
Ally: 'not doing this' yeah, four words
Jack: 'I'm not doing this' four words.
Jack: I'm gonna find Sebastian's house and say bye to him before we leave.
Me: why can I see you doing that?
Chuck: who missed me?
Me and Jack: *raises hand*
Chuck: OH TWO OUT OF THREE
Chuck: y'know I've been thinking of rewriting my will soon,
Dad: *turns to me ally and jack and whispers* suck up!
Me: *sneezes*
Chuck: ooh that was a good one.
Ally: *eats sushi* ahh what's so spicy?!
Lisa: probably that wasabi
Ally: there is no wasabi
Dad: sometimes they put it between the fish & the rice
Ally: *checks and sees the wasabi* *gasp* Sebastian would never!
Me: I think I'm sick.
Ally: why?
Me: I feel like death.
Dad: John Scott Ravenson Burt
Lisa: so how many names does he have? Sounds like four.
Dad: no just two,
Ally: Jack John Scott Ravenson Burt the third
Dad: but we say the third with an Irish accent so it sounds like turd
Me: Jack John Scott Ravenson Burt the turd.
Waiter: *fills Ally and dad's cups almost all the way*
My thoughts: I swear if he doesn't fill mine up as much,
Waiter: *fills mine less*
My thoughts: DAMNIT
Ally: I'm cold
Chuck: chili today hot tamale
Me: *says something with the word frikin' I don't remember kuz I'm an idiot*
Ally: *gasp* Sammy said f*didnt hear the rest of the word*
Jack: I think she said the other word..
Ally: gasp!
Me: I said frikin.
Dad: Sammy said frikin?
Me: yeah
Dad: I told you not to say frikin.
Ally: Sebastian!
Dad(explaining Sebastian to chuck and Lisa): we had a waiter the other night that was very happy.
Ally: dad is in love with him.
Jack: I'm gonna tell Sebastian that you're cheating on him with another Sebastian
Ally: the Sebastian here is better.
Me: *takes all ally's water*
Jack: don't take all of it, *proceeds to take all of my water*
Me: hey! I'm sick, you're gonna get sick
Jack: *drinks the water* you didn't drink from it,
Me: it was in my cup, you're gonna get sick. You're gonna get sick and die.
Jack: *pours the water back*
Me: no I don't want it! *drinks it*
Chuck: wait is there any sand in the bottom?
Jack: no I took all the sand.
Chuck: it's not from jack if there isn't any sand in it.
Me: *not paying attention*
Dad: *starts singing a song from the sound of music in a really high pitched voice*
Random people: *screaming out on the beach (it's dark out)*
Jack: see ally that could be you
(Ally left the house at 10:30 one night and went for a walk on the beach with her friend, my dad went out looking for them and found them wandering the beach at 2 am. I did not get much sleep that night.)
Ally: Sammy we're in Mexico go do something other than sit by the pool and read.
Me: hey this place has good atmosphere for writing! (This happened a while ago, but it happened multiple times. Also I deleted an entire chapter that was already posted from my oc story and now I have to rewrite it >:T)
Okay it is the night of our last day in Mexico and I don't think anything else is gonna happen, if anything does, i may add it, but for now this is it. I'm quite happy with these.
And already I have more
Jack: *tries bottle flip on the elevator and fails*
Ally: *kicks it at me*
Me: *kicks it back*
Dad: hey stop I told you to get the water not to kick the shit out of it
Ally: can I get a sandwich?
Dad: is that all I am to you? A pl-
Jack: a sandwich.
Dad: *reaches for wallet
Jack: you're gonna give in that easily?
Dad: oh you're right *puts wallet away*
Ally: hey! I'm gonna- I'm gonna pummel you
Dad: *reaches for credit card*
Jack: really? You're gonna give into that threat?
Dad: oh you're right. *puts credit card away*
Ally: *punches Jack*
