Wheres My Mountain Dew!

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Freddy:*walks in room and checks the microwave just to see no Mountain Dew*

Freddy:*slams the microwave*

Freddy:Where's my Mountain Dew!

Foxy:what?

Freddy: Where's my Mountain Dew i keep in the microwave!

Freddy:Do you think my glass is- I'm waiting in here! And I don't have any Mountain Dew!

Foxy:I saw some Mountain Dew over there

Freddy:wha-where do you hide Mountain Dew?!

Freddy:*checks all cabinets and throws stuff out* Where did you hide it!

Freddy:Were getting ready to GOOOO!! *slams the hand on the counter*

Foxy:There's Faygo in the fridge

Freddy:I DONT WANT ANY EFFIN FAYGO!!!

Freddy:UR THE FAYGO!!! DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM THIRSTY FOR FAYGO!!!

Freddy:*grabs Faygo from the fridge* are u thirsty for faygo?

Foxy:yeah

Freddy:*opens the can and drinks some all messy* mmm ITS DELICIOUS!!! ITS DELICIOUS- I DONT WANT FAYGO!!! *throws the can on the floor leaving a mess*
I WANT MOUNTAIN DEW!!! I WANT MY GODANG MOUNTAIN DEW!!! *does a dance*

Freddy:ima find it ima find my Mountain Dew

Chica:*walks in*

Freddy:uh did you drink my Mountain Dew? Did you drink my Mountain Dew? let me smell your breath! *smells* oh you Mountain Dew drinking biatch!

Freddy:Ima find my Mountain Dew!

Freddy:*checks*

Freddy:*finds an empty bottle of mountain dew*

Freddy:WHO DRANK MY MOTHER EFFIN MOUNTAIN DEWWWW!!! I sons of biatches

Freddy:*throws bottle on the ground*

Freddy:oh you- I will haunt you too the edge!

Freddy:*stuffs some pudding up his face*

Freddy:I WANT MY MOUNTAIN DEWWW! *tastes pudding* oh that's pretty good

Freddy:*leaves*

The end

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