Jimin was whipping up a fresh batch of cookies when his phone rang, the Mario-themed customized ringtone blaring shrilly off the white-washed walls. He answered the call with his free hand, mixing in the chocolate chips with the phone clamped between his jaw and neck.
"Hi, it's Jimin-"
"KIM JIMIN, I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!"
Seokjin's piercing voice blasted right into Jimin's eardrums, and the younger man jumped so violently that the device flew out of his hand. A squeak of despair escaped him as he stared down into the mixing bowl with dismay as Seokjin jabbered on, his words muffled by the batter coating the speakers.
Fishing his poor phone gingerly out of the cookie mix, Jimin wiped the screen carelessly with his shirt before jamming it against his ear once more.
"Jin-hyung! What-"
"Your son kissed my son!"
Although the side of his head was smeared with chocolate, Jimin was beyond caring because right now he could practically feel the blood draining from his face.
"You mean... on the cheek? A peck on the cheek?"
"I mean a KISS," shouted Seokjin hysterically. "A BIG, FAT KISS ON THE MOUTH."
In the background, Jimin could vaguely make out Hoseok's screams of distress as well as Namjoon's frantic attempts at coaxing him. He swallowed hard.
"...I'll be there in 5." he replied somewhat calmly before hanging up and punching in the number he could chant in his sleep. It wasn't long until Taehyung answered in his usual crooning tone.
"Yes, honey~"
"Get your nice ass out of that office chair and over to Jeongguk's kinder. Now." Jimin emphasized urgently on the last word.
A slight pause before he heard a long, drawn out sigh from the receiving end. Jimin could visualize Taehyung removing his glasses to massage his temples. "Please don't tell me our son ate the class goldfish. Again."
Jimin's grip tighten around his sticky phone. He inhaled sharply and composed himself.
"oursonsmoochednamjoonandseokjin'sson."
There was a stunned silence.
"Wha...?" Taehyung breathed hard from the other end, his voice cracking in surprise.
Jimin took another shaky breath.
"Jeongguk. Kissed. Hoseok."
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Two more chapters left till this ends! This little fic will conclude right on Tae's birthday, hope it's been ok so far haha
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FanfictionMoral of story: Always check before making out under the mistletoe with SanTae if not whatever you say to your son will backfire in your face splendidly. ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ Started: 25/12/2017 Ended: 30/12/2017 Part of BTS Domestic AU Series: The Kims...
