It gets greasy

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by fakerlolz

by fakerlolz

Ni-ssan was finishing buffing herself out in the oil-changing room alone, her teammates having left early, and Ni-ssan was lagging behind. She was quiet, when she heard a light squealing, and suddenly Mit-su was right next to her. Ni-ssan blushed nervously, this senior right next to her, and she hdn't even properly changed yet, her anti-freeze still untouched.

"Mit-su, w-w-wot r u doing here m8?" Ni-ssan nervously asked, not fully dressed and not expecting company. Mit-su said nothing, but Ni-ssan noticed a distinct change in pitch from Mit-su, her shaft re-aligning.

"Myaa, Mit-su! Are y-you a MANUAL tranny?" Ni-ssan quavered in fear, and began to back up, but her smart-sense technology stopped her from going further, leaving a sizable gap behind her. Ni-ssan had no space to manouveur, as Mit-su began to advance upon Ni-ssan, her shaft quickly working up speed.

"Oh Ni-ssan, you WERE so innocent" Mit-su stated, before taking it up a gear and ramming herself in Ni-ssan.
"Nyaaa~, Mit-su, too hard! My exhaust pipe can't handle the strain~~!" Mit-su backed up, and took it up another gear, her drivetrain squealing, before she accelerated, her drive shaft penetrating to the muffler.
"M-Mit-su, PLEASE! My axle's can't handle the strain!" She pleaded, as her exhaust pipe began splitting, filling with grease.
"I will do whatever I like, Ni-ssan, for my 4L V6 capacity is much stronger than yours, you will be overpowered by me!" Mit-su exclaimed, her axels straining, and her lights flashing on and off.
Ni-ssan whimpered, her \puny 2L engine trying to resist, but she couldn't generate enough torque to escape Mit-su's aggressive onslught, her axels bending, her drive shaft weak, her muffler dented, and she could feel her blinkers flashing at full speed.

"Nyaaaa~~~" Ni-ssan roared as Mit-su'ss manual tranny showed advanced prowess over her automatic abilities, her inferioirty obvious to

Holy shit this fanfic is trash, why the fuck am I writing about cars, its motherfucking 4am dont talk to me