So, you came to read my lovely story?
Um?
Hi, so today, I googled something surprising, and it took me awhile to process.
Okay, okay!
There is a voice in my head, saying I shouldn't lack on what this story is about.
Okay, so hereby name, (Me!) I promise to diminish the sorrow I'll soon make you feel.
(I'm kidding!)
But this shall do.
Because what your about to read, is my steady no more secrets.
