It Doesn't Go Right.

Jimin 1

I've been laying in bed since I woke up. 11 am... now it's 3 pm... *sigh...
I've been laying down playing Mario Run for so long. Jin recommended it. This game isn't even that fun.

Jungkook left like 3 hours ago to go on a date. another one.
Finally I got a text from Jungkook.
Mcdonalds?
Nah
Mcdonalds?
NAH
mcdonalds?
fine.
I'm guessing it didn't go very well. They never do.

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I has a taxi drive me there. I don't have a license yet like my hyungs.. and Jungkook. AND I SWEAR I CAN REACH THE PEDALS!

I see Jungkook in a chair near the window spacing out, like he always does.
"Wassup man."
He finally blinks and says:
"hi~" Like a short one.
"SO HOWD IT GO!?" I say as I slam my, I SWEAR they are normal sized, hands on the table.
Everyone stares, even the scary looking cashier lady behind the counter... I wonder if she has any more piercings...

I listen to his story, asked why she left him, I've been through this so many times, there's a pattern. I continue to eat some fries then he says-
"I farted"
I couldn't take it and I laugh like crazy, my stomach hurts so much."BWHAHAHAHHAHH" I fell. ow.
I can't stop laughing and I fell my face getting really hot and I choke on a frie. I guess he wants me to cut it out because he kicked me in my stomach under the table, but I can't. Well actually I guess I can. I threw up.

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The whole car ride I was so excited to tell my hyungs about what happened. When I got home I realized everyone went somewhere except Namjoon. Everyone else was probably out at some party and Jin is probably making food in the kitchen or something... whatever he does.

"Yo!" Namjoon said and slapped Jungkook's back.

I decided to run upstairs to clean out my mouth, bleh, I hear Namjoon slap his thigh and laugh. So very loudly. At least he didn't throw up... I finished and got out of the bathroom. Thank God we moved and got more bathrooms. We keep walking in on each other... weird stuff.

I went into my room and I hear people laughing downstairs, guess they heard. Anyway, I go into my room and go on my laptop looking for things to do.

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