*Barbie has entered your dms* B: OMG LEO YOURE BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU CAN I HAVE YOUR KIDS? Me: haha! Awh you're so sweet! ♥️ B: AHHAHABDIX *literally has a virtual mental breakdown* I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY RESPONDED! MARRY ME PLEASE? I WANT TO BE MRS. DICAPRIO Me: lmao ummmm I'm not looking for a wife- B: wait....do you wear boxers or briefs?