Pokemon trainer Red, going through mount moon, found SOMETHING LEGENDARY, something so magnificent, that not even ARCEUS could defeat. It was, THE ALMIGHTY HELIX FOSSIL! Bird Jesus and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA gasped as there lord had returned! He was in a fossil, but soon he was revived and WAS ABLE TO SPREAD JOY AS A GOD ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!
Then, After Many Years of training, HE FINNALY CAME INTO HIS TRUE FORM, MAKING HIM X1000000 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THEN ARCEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bird Jesus AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and the other member right fully clapped as Lord Helix shrekt the competition in all of this true meme glory!
This was short, BUT BEAUTIFUL