Tekken Truth or Dare!

Lars' Dare (Request!)

Pippi's announcement:
WE HAVE ANOTHER REQUEST!!
From my GURLL CutieKitten3762 : 'Ya know what? I dare yooouu to kiss Lars :3 On Le Lips :33' Cutie I still don't forgive you.

Bryan: Ya know what? I know what'll really shake things up. Lars!

Lars: Oh no... Why me again?

Bryan: I dare you to—

Lars: That's not fair! I didn't get to choose!

Kazuya: That's because this was from my owner CutieKitten3762 ya dumb dumb.

Lars: Why me? Not Jin?

Bryan: Wrap up the whining kid. CutieKitten says, ahem, 'I dare yooouu to kiss Lars :3 On Le Lips :33' Sorry bud

Lars: Who's you?

Lili: Not me!

Asuka: Eewk not me!

Yerin: Of course it's... Not me

Qiumin: I wouldn't mind, but it's not me

Alisa: Unfortunately...

Lars: Yes?

Alisa: It is not me Lars

Xiaoyu: Definitely not me!

Leo: NOT me. I'm not a girl.

Lars: Then who is 'yooouu'

Jin: Lars, I think the most logical way to know who is 'yooouu' is to find out who didn't say 'not me'. Didn't you know that?

Kazuya: Well Lars? Do your math... We're waiting...

Lars: Lili, Asuka, Yerin, Qiumin, Alisa, Xiaoyu, Leo... What about Nina and Anna?

Nina: There's no way it could be me

Anna: Eww disgusting! Not me!

Lars: Lili, Asuka, Yerin, Qiumin, Alisa, Xiaoyu, Leo... There's only one person left.

-Everyone stares at Pippi who is currently staring at everyone while drinking from a juice box-

Pippi: What?

Lars: You've got to be kidding me... Are you the one who has to kiss me 'on Le lips' as a dare?

Pippi: I don't know what you're talking about and— oh wait. Uhhhhhuhhhhuhuuu

Lars: Well?

Pippi: Uhuhuhu yeah.

-Lars Stares at Pippi with horror as Pippi continues drinking the juice box-

Bryan: It's a dare!

Lars: Oh CutieKitten I swear I'm gonna kill you...! CutieKitten if you are seeing me right now? Don't laugh at me no don't you dare—!

Asuka: I thinks he's gone mad...

Lars: It's not funny I have a girlfriend you know—!

Pippi: I'm so sorry Alisa but, you might have to sit this one out

Alisa: Oh that's OK! I can just kill you afterwards!!

Pippi: Oh boy...

Lars: You can't mess with me this time—!

Lee: OH COME ON LARS JUST DO IT ALREADY

Lars: Ugh, fine. I swear next time I see her...

Kazuya: Wait no don't kiss Pippi— I mean Uhhh great punishment CutieKitten... Where ever you are...?

Jin: You are disgusting and a disgrace Father

Kazuya: What was that for?!

Jin: Doesn't matter

Kazuya: Kch...

-Pippi calms Alisa down. Lars goes to Pippi and takes her hand. He is about to kiss her there when—

Bryan: It has to be in the middle!

Lars: Oh come on!!

Pippi: There's always a catch to these Utopias...

-Lars brings Pippi into the centre of the circle. Pippi looks at him with doubt but then suddenly... Pippi's world didn't matter... To Pippi, Lars was the only one there. She was lost in his eyes for a moment. Lars had never seen so elegant and beautiful eyes like Pippi's. Not even Alisa's eyes could beat Pippi's. Lars tried to forget those things, and instead without thinking, for some reason kissed Pippi gently on the lips, like it wasn't a dare. Just meant to be... Lars soon pulled back. Walking back to his seat, Lars caught a glimpse of Pippi's eyes, seeming to want more. Pippi walked backwards to her seat too. There was silence-

CutieKitten3762: That was very entertaining! Well done Lars!

Lars: WHAT?! YOU WERE HERE THIS WHOLE DANG TIME?! I'LL BEAT YOU UP!!

CutieKitten: I'm dying!! Gotta blast!

Lars: My goodness...

Lee: This world is so cruel. Right Lars?

Ganryu: LEMME OF THIS CHAIR WASU

Authors note:
Thanks for reading dis work! It's actually quite the funniest one I've done! It's like 3:00 right now and I'm soo tired so I'll end this dare here. I'll still do more though! Remember: I ACCEPT REQUESTS NOW!!

Ps: Luv ya

PPS: This is garnet. She has a message for you from Pippi to CutieKitten3762. Garnet: I'm going to kill you.

PPPS: Jk!

PPPPS: But seriously don't do that ever again!

-Metallic_Dancer22