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chat name : slytherin gs
Dray the Gay:
Pans how do I change my name
pans
pansexual
cookware
pots and pans
pug face
PANS

Zucchini:
SHE'S HACKED US
WHY
ZUCCHINI
PANS
GET YOURSELF HERE

Pansy:
diy children
my lively children
lovely*

Dray the Gay:
bish
ill fight u

Zucchini:
Yeah.
Definitely.
With those little arms

Dray the Gay:
I WILL
IN FACT
I NEED TO FIGHT PANSEXUAL FIRST

Pansy:
Zucchini
Dray our precious gay has admitted his love for Potter

Zucchini:
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME
HOW'S THE PLAN GOING

Dray the Gay:
how do you know...
PANSEXUAL
YOU L I A R
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO ZUCCHINI

Zucchini:
OH.
And, by the way, we're dating now
Did Pans tell you?

Dray the Gay:
nO
PANSEXUAL
YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER

25 minutes later

Zucchini:
Hey, PANS,
Where are you?
You're late for our date
OOH that rhymed

Dray the Gay:
What a poet.

Zucchini:
Where's my girlfriend?
DRAY THE GAY
DUDE
MATE
BRO
MY BRO
WHERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND BRO

Dray the Gay:
Y'know, you might want to check Myrtle's bathroom

Zucchini:
You're dead.
OUR BROLATIONSHIP
IS
OFFICIALLY
OVER
DONE

Dray the Gay:
go find pansexual

Zucchini:
OH.
Yeah.
BYE my gay child

Dray the Gay:
you did not
ZUCCHINI

Theo N
go to sleep fgs
oh dear, what terrible writing, love - Zoe

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