ok this isnt a story but everyone makes kenny out to be a shy kid? just because he doesn't speak a lot and when he does it's muffled, doesn't mean he's a shy kid lol. he's actually extremely sexual and i know a lot of people know this but people don't really talk about his lines in the theme tune of south park so im gonna show you incase for some reason you don't know.
KENNYS LINES IN THE THEME TUNE:
-Unaired Pilot: "Our Town is bigger, damnit, right down to the little granite!
-Season 1-2: "I like girls with big fat titties,
I like girls with deep vaginas!
-Season 3-5, Season 1-2 Remastered: "Me, I got a ten-inch penis; use your mouth if you wanna clean it!
-Season 6 (Timmy): "Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy livin' a lie TIMMY!"
-Season 7-10: "Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney's butt!"
-Season 10 Episode 8-Present: "I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it!"
so yeah?? he's a very sexual being lmfao, please don't tone down his sexuality bc honestly it's amazing lmfaoooo
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WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE SEXUAL STUFF KENNY SAYS
Randoma short rant where i ponder why some people in the fandom portray kenny as shy and timid when in reality he is a magical, lewd, sexual being
