These are mostly made by the members of 5 Seconds of Summer... sorry not sorry.☺️
-Don't do drugs unless you like them.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)- I'm gonna slap you with a fish.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)- I'm willing to give Luke away for a PS4
(Michael Gordon Clifford)-Good choice of words Michael you're so intelligent and funny and ruggedly handsome.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)-Real bands save fans, real fans save bands.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)- I'm Pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)
(He's actually not single anymore. 😭😭😭)- The best advice you can be given is stop being so shit.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)- I love waving at random people, because for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)-If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top.
(Ashton Fletcher Irwin)-People aren't kind, you aren't perfect, no one is, hearts break, you fall in love, you are alive to feel, you are alive.
(Ashton Fletcher Irwin)-Gender rolls are the worst kind of Bread.
(Dan Howell)- Remember kids: Don't get emotionally attached to a band. You'll get pregnant and die.
(Ashton Fletcher Irwin)-EVERYONE ELSE HAS FRIENDS, HOW COME I DONT!?
(Michael Gordon Clifford)-Friendship is like peeing yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
(Luke Robert Hemmings)-The moment you realize that not everyone is going to like you, it's a nice one.
(Luke Robert Hemmings)-A band that showers together, stays together
(Luke Robert Hemmings)- Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
(Ashton Fletcher Irwin)-People don't become gay, bisexual, pansexual, transsexual. People just fall in love with another person.
(Calum Thomas Hood)-I love Ashton's butt and nose, but mostly his butt.
(Calum Thomas Hood)-Things I wanna do before I die... Ride a whale majestically into the sunset.
(Ashton Fletcher Irwin)-What the Shitballs was that.
(Michael Gordon Clifford)- If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey... free lemons.
(Luke Robert Hemmings)-You love who you love dude, gay lesbian or straight :D <3 ITS ALL LOVE, and love is fucking awesome
(Ashton Fletcher Irwin)