Just You And Me

13_|Bloody Hell

A/N: Hey lovely readers,

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We drove to Crazy Harry's, a prankster's paradise, to get my supplies.

"What's going on in that messed up pretty head of yours, Parker?"

"Michael called." I said stopping at the red light.

"What did that Gremlin want?" Gavin asked sounding annoyed.

"The usual. He wants me back but like a wise woman once sang "We are never ever ever getting back together!" He cheated on me and he expects me to just welcome him back with open arms? Not happening, but hopefully this will teach him a lesson."

We soon walked into the store. I took a basket and headed straight into the Halloween section. I walked straight to the faux blood section and shoved about 6 bottles inside which made Gavin raise his eyebrow in question as to why I would need so many bottles of faux blood.

"You'll see later." I replied to him.

Once we were done, I drove to our local drug store and I went in leaving Gav in the car. I collected what I needed and went to the cashier (who gave me a suspicious look for the amount of boxes of the item I got), paid up and went back to the car. As I was driving to our next destination, Gavin being the curious cat he is, he looked through the plastic with the stuff I bought at the drug store.

"Tampons and pads? You're not even on your period. What the hell is going on?" He asked confused.

"Yeah well, I bought all those things because I thought it was a great idea to pull a prank on that two-timing arse. See, Michael has an aversion for pads and blood so every time I was on my period he would avoid me like the plague because he thought he would walk in on me changing my pad or accidentally see a used pad in the trash. He is batshit scared of it so I thought we would pay him a visit, pour some fake blood on these babies and stick and hang the tampons and pads on the front yard so when he goes for his morning run that is the first thing he'll be greeted by!" I told Gav excitedly.

"He's been with so many women and he's scared of that? His mom went through that! His future wife is gonna go through that! He needs to grow up so I think that prank will assist in that process just well. I'm in!"

"Yay! This is going to be great!" I squealed. We drove for about 45 minutes until we reached his house. I pulled up to the sidewalk and parked my car and took out the supplies.

Gav and I got to work and started applying and dipping the faux blood on the pads and tampons. It took us an hour to finish the process and we were now waiting for them to dry off.

"You never really told me what happened at that party, Al." Gav stated, now starting a conversation that held memories I'd like to forget.

"Well, we were at Casey's house party and I had been looking for Mike for like 45 minutes and when I asked one of the people there, they said they saw him go upstairs. So I went upstairs and there was only one door closed and I walked towards it and I could hear muffled moans. All the other rooms were empty so I knocked on the door first and heard no response so I opened the door and there they were. Doing the dirty with him holding her hands down. Then he looks up surprised and looks back at the red head and was like, "Wait, you aren't Alliebear" all innocent-like and I ran out crying. He called later apologizing blaming the alcohol and I broke up with him. The end."

"Jeez he's a jerk! Okay let's hang up these things and get payback."

We stood up and hung the tampons on the tree and the white picket fence. We stuck the pads onto the porch floor and the lawn.

"This looks really gross so I think we did a pretty good job! Now we'll just camp out here and wait for him to come out next morning for hi-"

"WE'RE PULLING A STAKE OUT? But Alliiiooot." My friend whined while hitting my dashboard.

"Oh shut it! You owe me for abandoning me at the bar-" I was cut off by my phone ringing.

"Hey Clyde." I answered the call

"Hey so how was your day?"

"Oh... It was... uh... Yeah, it was hectic but it's ending off great. How about you?"

"It was pretty much the same as you and maybe it will hopefully end off great like yours..."

"Why is that?"

"I was wondering if you would like to go out for a movie this Friday night, that's if you're not busy?" Hayden asked nervously. It was really cute to hear him all nervous.

"I would really love too but I already have plans this Friday unless maybe after the plans?" I asked equally as nervous.

"Oh it's ok, after the plans it is... then you'll just tell me when then we can meet up or I'll pick you up if you're okay with that? But you're good right? No headaches? Nausea? Munchies?"

"Yup, I'm very dandy!" I said regretting my word choice. Who even still uses "dandy"? Hayden chuckled at my response.

""Dandy"? No one uses that word so I know something's up. What is it?" He asked seemingly concerned.

"Don't worry, I'll fill you in at our date." I said trying to brush off what's happening now.

"Date, huh?" He said smugly.

"Uh... Well... I meant our outting." I said clearing my throat embarrassed. Gav was starting to wiggle his eyes at me so I knew that what was my queue to hangup.

"Uhm Clyde, I need to go. I'll call you tomorrow?"

"Uhm, how about I call you? I'm going to be really busy tomorrow so I'll call you once I'm done?" Hayden suggested.

"That's fine by me. Bye!"

"Bye, Bonnie!"

Now all there is left to do is wait...

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A/N: Hey hope you guys enjoy the update!

xo Sani