A/N: GUYS IM USING THIS AFTER 2 YEARS I WAS A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON BACK THEN IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE IT BUT E,YTRDSAqw
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So, it's been a month, and Tom's been living with me since his mum died because she got a fly in her food and choked. On top of Tom's girlfriend problems, his mum died, and he's changing his name to Niall because he got into this band called One Direction.
Uncle Simon Cowell loves him. Niall AKA Tom started growing chest hair and he and his mate Olly (Murrs) always flaunt it everytime Olly's round. Harry's been secretly fucking me, and Niall doesn't know. Also Louis doesn't know Harry's secretly been fucking me bum, because he and Harry are together.
Liam's been castrated so he's a wee bit testy these days, and after his castration he lost an inch off his willy wanker so Sophia's left him.
Zayn doesn't give a FUCK.
I've become good friends with these lads, but I've got hopeless crushes on all of them.
And Harry really likes fucking me and Niall isn't all that sexual after his mum died.
So I think the biggest dilemma in my life is...
SHOULD WE FUCKK?
