There was once a girl with no arms or legs who went to the beach.
She went to the life guards post and started crying.
Life guard: why are you crying?
Girl: nobody ever hugs me :(
Life guard hugs the girl and goes back up.
Girl starts to cry again.
Life guard: what happened?
Girl: no one ever kissed me. :(
The lifeguard kisses the girl and goes back up.
Girl starts to cry once again.
Life guard: now what?
Girl: no one ever f*cks me. :(
The life guard carries her and throws her in the ocean.
Life guard: well now you're f*cked!
