Joy (Liam Payne)

Chapter Six

Chapter Six

Nicole

Now, one more guy added to the list of annoying people in the band of fools I’m working with. Let us see: Louis Tomlinson – check; Liam Payne – check; Harry Styles – pending. Well, Harry Styles is childish according to Google, but I hadn’t encountered any childishness from him so far. Let me not get my hopes high though. Liam Payne looked so serious back in the meeting, but what he just ruined everything I had built in my mind.

Seriously, how could he do that? Does he think he met me in bar or what? We’re working here for God’s sake. Coffee? It looks like much coffee made caffeine ruin his brain. Yeah, coffee with me.

And, what did he see in me anyway? There were so much prettier girls back there, and, out of all people, he picked Nicole Pemberton, who doesn’t talk to anyone about anything except work. Really, doesn’t this show on my face? Because if it doesn’t, I’ll make sure it shows later. I don’t want parasites like Liam Payne asking me out for coffee.

I take a deep breath and hold it for a while. Then, I release it with a sigh. I can’t believe he got me mad. A boy like that – useless, stupid, with no aim in this life – got me mad. This should never happen again. I never get angry easily; my anger means a lot. It means I am really pissed off of someone; it means somebody was dumb enough to get on my nerves; it means that I am losing my temper, therefore losing my intelligence. And, I shall not let this happen.

I will not let One Direction get on my nerves again. As I promised before, I will know how to treat those guys. I will not be as foolish as they are. If one of us has to change, it will be them. At the end of this tour, One Direction will be thanking me for treating them strictly.

Now, let us check again levels of maturity, which there is no need to mention they are all so shallow. 

·         Liam Payne: 0 (Horrid)

Avoid any contact with until he gets used to the way you treat all people.

·         Louis Tomlinson: 0 (Also horrid)

Avoid contact with totally until he, too, get used to the way you treat people.

·         Harry Styles: 2 (Bearable)

His pictures on Google show terrible idiocy. Nothing encountered though. Probably idiot to gain fans’ attention, which means smart.

·         Zayn Malik: 3 (Not bad)

Google says the most mature and manly. So focused in meetings. Most probably would be the most to contact out of the band.

·         Niall Horan: 2 (Bearable)

Idiocy shown on Google. Was focused in meetings though boredom was obvious. Will see.

After taking my notes, I decide their family backgrounds might be helpful. After all, families shape up personalities, and God knows I’m a huge example. According to the data I’m collecting, I am going to decide which of them is the most mature, so I can find someone to deal with.

Awesome. Most of this is supporting my opinion. Liam is a younger brother to two girls. That, of course, helps in nothing but becoming a Mommy Boy. Plus, being the sick kid who is bullied at school. I think there is no other choice than being a Mommy Boy, which makes him a spoiled arsehole. No wonder he’s acting like that.

Niall Horan has only one older brother. Okay, that doesn’t give a Mommy Boy implication, but he was still a spoiled child. I mean, only older siblings get the responsibilities. The more people after you, the more responsible you are. And, since there is no one after Niall Horan, he is likely to be a spoiled child. Not the best to pick either.