RIIIINNNNGGGGGGG
The school bell finally rang after a long day of hell, also known as school. I slung my backpack over my shoulders and stepped through the door of the building. I breathed in the fresh air and began walking home. After walking for a few minutes I noticed that I was being followed by someone.
"Hi, do you need something?" I asked the boy. He looked kinda familiar.
"Hi Tangerine. I'm Louis. I'm in your math class and I think you're hot as fuck," he said.
"Uh that's cool I guess.." I replied and started walking again.
"You have a really bitchin name. It's like a fruit. Can we name our kids after you?"
"Duh our kids will be perfect because both of us are perfect, mostly me though. Do you want to do the dirty now or once we get to my house?" I asked
"I don't think my weelo can wait much longer, let's FUCk on the sidewalk. such romance." louis said
Louis pulled off my super hipster nirvana shirt I was wearing. I don't even like nirvana i just like looking hipster. why else would nirvana shirts exist. Then I realized that if you don't listen to music while having sex it isn't as fun so I pulled my phone out of my pants pocket (which was already off of me) and put on a song called i look so perfect by a weird band called 5 es oh es.
"oh wow I love this SONG!!!! good job clementine or tangerine or whatever the fuck I said your name was!! u should wear my american apparel underwear sometime but not now. right now yo need to wear NOTHING because were currently having sex." louis told me and I noodled my head in agreement
then we finished having sex and suddenly a car came and ran over both of us im pretty sure Louis's dick fell off my left boob came off too I was too lazy to glue it back on before my dad buried me
