OH MY GOD.
SHE WAS THERE. NO NOT THERE, OVER THERE WHERE NIVS LARGE LEG WAS PONDERING.
HAI NIV
UM HI
SOOOOOO LIK ME DYKKKKK ? 'PEDO FACE' i pulled it out and he chopped it off
ER MER GERDDD NIVVVVV WHYD YA DO THATTT
COZ UR FUCKING DISGUSTING WHAT EVEN ARE YOU YOU FUCKING MORTAL
SERZZZ ILY RLLY BB
FUCK OFF MARIA GO SUCK THAT PEPPORONI OF URS
ITS NOT A PEPPORONI ITS A SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU GUYS I HATE YOU ALL
I CARRIED MY DICK OUT OF THE ALDI PARKING LOT AND RAN HOME TO SASS