Altered Adventure One-Shots

C r a c k s h i p (Barath x Hammer.)

(Even though every AA fan probably ships it XD)

Barath gently caressed his Hammer. He purred, "Oh I LUV MEH SWEET HAMMER!" He nuzzled it. Everyone else just stared at him weirdly. Barath made out with his hammer, "I luv hammer."

(FORGIVE ME XD)