What could go wrong?

Bacon

I woke up to sizzling bacon and papyrus trying to convince toriel that spaghetti is a better breakfast than bacon and eggs. I looked at the couch and saw temmie peacefully sleeping. "So cute" "Ain't it kinda weird to be watching people sleep, bud?" The smiling trashbag teleported behind me, I would've screamed if I wasn't trying not to wake up temmie. "It isn't weird, I just wanna make sure she didnt wake up" "Says the guy who has been staring at someone sleeping for ten minutes" I looked at the clock and noticed I was staring at temmie longer than I thought. I wanted to change the subject and saw the coffee in trashbags hand. "Did you get Starbucks?" "Yep" "why?" Papyrus walked into the room "Because I told him about it!" "That you did bro" I ignored the skeleton bothers and decided to wake up temmie. "Can one of you two stop babbling and help me onto the couch?" "The great papyrus will help!" Papyrus picked me up and put me on the couch. "Nyeh heh heh!" "Hey, hey, temmie. Are you awake?" Temmie opened her eyes and jumped away from me. "TEM IS SORRY, YOU SCARED TEM" "Please don't scream, its early" "TEM IS SORRY UM...is this better?" "Much better, thank you tem" I had realized that toriel had made us bacon and eggs and was bringing us plates."Some breakfast for the love birds *giggle*" Tem and I turned bright red, tem had even covered her face with a pillow. "MOM!!! STOP IT" sans came back with some eggs drenched in ketchup. "Settle down bud, you know what they say, tulips are better than one" Papyrus came stomping down the hall. "SAAAAANNSSS! STOP WITH YOUR HORRIBLE PUNS!" "come on paps, throw me a bone" I threw a pillow at sans. "Will you two shut up?" "Ill stop making puns if you kiss temmie, and it has to be on the lips"