Three girls, three boys, and one big apartment. This is not one of your average cliche stories that are like: "There will be a tragic and bumpy ride but, they will be together at the end and live happily ever after. The end." NO. That's dumb and as...
Wow. An arranged marriage. Hmm... I wonder who it's gonna be. Will he be nice, and all "I'm sorry if I made you mad. Please forgive me"? Or carefree and inquisitive, like me? I'm confused about the reason behind all of this. I honestly don't care. All I want is just food. I'm hungry! If this guy will give me food whenever I want and ask, I'm most definitely marrying him! •••••••••••••••╰(*'︶'*)╯••••••••••••••• "Lynnie! Come down here for a minute!" "Do I have to move?" "Yes, most certainly!" "Ugh, coming..." I don't wanna go downstairs tho. "Yes?" "Come make some spinach and cheese pizza, then you can eat some triple cheese lasagna accompanied by cookies n' cream double chocolate fudge ice cream with two cherries on top. I won't forget the white chocolate syrup with chocolate truffles and rainbow sprinkles!" This lady knows me so well! "YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I love you so much." I just killed her with xoxos'! Don't you wish to have a mother like that? "Haha okay, okay. Now get on with it. Get started now so that I can get your food ready!" "Ow!" She pats my butt as if spanking me. "Silly Pants." I made the pizza and devoured my reward. You gotta admit, food is amazing. We're all done eating dinner but Mom and Dad tell me to stay at the table. "So...can I go now?" "Karilyn, teddy dear, we have something we've been meaning to tell you." Aw, come on! This platitude saying again?! "We really have." Really Mom. "We thought now was a good time to tell you." "Go ahead, I'm all ears." "Um...we chose the man you're going to marry! Ta-da?" "Oh-" "Are you mad at us Lynnie-heart?" "Nope, not at all." "Karil no mad at Dad?" "Karil no mad at Dad! Or Mom." Silly Dad. "Under one condition." "What?" "Will he be able to give me food like you guys do?" "Of course he will!" "He wouldn't let women like us, especially when you're going to be his wife, to starve!" "Old farts like your pops here can choose the right man for his teddy dear!" "You guys make everything look and sound so awesome yet for other people...it's not as awesome." "That's because of, Lynnie! Positive energy and positive mindsets! They always keep me on my toes with flowers blooming out of them cheerfully all the time." "It's true teddy dear! That's why you don't care as much as other people. You are free-spirited and full of positive energy and mindsets." "I guess it's cuz of my awesomazing parents. You guys are always here with me through thick and thin." "That's us for ya!" We just laugh there exchanging jokes and relatable memes about life. Man, what am I going to do without them? "Ooh! One more question." "What is it?" "You guys are going go to attend the wedding, right?" "Of course we are!" "What kind parents would we be then, hm, teddy dear?!" "I don't know." Dad starts opening his mouth to respond. "Me neither." "I don't even think I have an answer." "I don't care because you guys aren't like that." "Anyway, Lynnie, we promise we're going to choose the perfect man for you. He will also bring you food whenever you want, just don't take advantage of him." "Anyway, goodnight." "Goodnight Lynnie!" "Goodnight Teddy Dear!" "Goodnight!" Tonight was exotic...but fun I guess. I just ran straight to my bed and laptop and took out my chocolate chip cookies and Passion Fruit Watermelon juice out from my secret stash. You'll never guess where it is. (Type in the comment section what you think her secret stash is!) "Woah! How come I eat so much, and never gain any fat?!" Who cares? Just be you! "Yeah! Hold on...who am I talking to?" I seriously don't know. Goodnight!
The Next Day "Wake up, Lynnie." "I don't want to!" "Let's go shoppiiiiiiing." Now that's one of my favorite words. I'm not a tomboy, nor a girly-girl. I'm a LADY. So, shopping and eating are two of my favorite things to do (slash eat). I do have many hobbies though. I love track and field, gymnastics, ballet, art, investing, event planning, and creating new ideas for businesses. "Where?!" "The mall...uh duh. Where else would we go?" "There's Walmart, Five Below, Meyer's, Ross, and more." "Oh my god, this child thinks she's smart." "I mean, no offense, but isn't that the reason why you sent me to school AND I finished university?" Mom exaggerates in every single way possible. This woman backs up, falls, comes back up with her hand on her chest as if she was having a heart attack, and acts like she's offended. "How offended thou art! So, you wanna be fresh now?!" "Fresher than The Fresh Prince of Bel Air!" "Little girl! Go get ready and meet me downstairs to eat some breakfast before we go!" "Fine, fine. You win." "Yes!" This little piggy thinks she's cool! I take a nice shower, and my hair is like this and I wear this:
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Hey! It's cute, fashionable, and its Summer! I run downstairs and transfix my eyes on the delicious feast in front of my eyes. A stack of three homemade buttermilk pancakes with maple syrup with some cut-up strawberries, blueberries, and bananas. Then, a beautiful side of kale, kiwi, pineapple, and green apple smoothie. Awesome breakfast! Would FH (future husband) do the same thing for me or would I do it for him?
