Songs

The Internet Is Here

Whenever I'm alone,
Or if I'm feeling grey,
There's one place I can go,
To brighten up my day,

It makes me want to sing,
That's how the show should end,
But wouldn't it be good if I,
Could sing it with a friend?

Whoa, whoa, what?
Phil, I think you should ask before you put me on the spot like this!

Okay,
fine,
whatever,
I'll join in too,

I might go outside,
And feel more alive,
Without Twitter,
Where would I be?

I guess I'd be fit,
And stop posting shiiii-

Rubbish!

But Tumblr's a part of me!

So many websites,
So little time,

Plus one or two,
You should avoid,

Just don't stop watching YouTube,
Or we'll be unemployed!

The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers,
who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial,
But these days that is fine,

'Cause life is so much better,
when you spend it all online!

A place where you can be yourself,
No matter if you're geeky!

Find friends that share your hobbies,
Even if they're freaky!

Where any question in your head,
Is answered in an instant!

Who cares if you procrastinate,
Your one shot at existence!

The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers,
who needs a real mate?

Without the internet,
We never would have met!

We'd never be here on a stage,
Doing things we might regret!

Dance break!

Who cares if you're a loser,
And everybody knows it!

Or if you spend your life, drawing whiskers on your noses!

Even if your chances,
Of getting tanned are slim,

Or if you live vicariously, through the life of a Sim!

Sheltay zomo!

The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers,
who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial,
But these days that is fine!

'Cause life is so much better!
Life is so much better!
Life is so much better,
When you,
Spend,
It,
All,
Online!