Life & Basketball

Only Getting Worse

-Dawane

So After Ariana Tugged My Ear To Get Me Out Of The Room. Lexy Completely Snapped On Kalin. 

"Man IHave To Go Help The Poor Guy, He'll Never Last."

"Dawane, You Can't Stick Up For A Grown Man" Ariana Said. 

"But I Know My Cousin And She Doesn't Back Off For Someone's Feelings When She's Mad. Especially Like This"

"Alright Dawane, Do You But Just Know If She Saps On You I'm Not Helping In Fact I'll Be On Her Side"

"Your Choice"

After That I Slowly Open The Door, And Boy Was That Bad. 

"SO TELL ME HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO CONTACT WITH THAT HOE?"

"Look I Noticed Her Liking Austin's Pictures. So I Thought And I Remembered You Telling Me That She Was Madly In Love With Him And Then I Tried To Communicate And It Worked" He Said Calmly. 

"WHY WOULDN'T YOU CONSULT ME ABOUT THIS??? SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT JUST BECAUSE I TOLD YOU A COUPLE THINGS ABOUT HER,  YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER  RIGHT???? YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T ANSWER THAT KALIN WHY CAN'T WE EVER JUST TALK ABOUT THINGS BEFORE JUST DOING IT?"

"Umm,Is That Retorical?/"

"UGHH" Lexy Shroaked As She Started Crying On Kalin's Shoulder. 

The Whole Time She Was Doing That I Was Gesturing Him On What To Do, And Not To Do. To Be Honest He Understood LexyPossibly More Than I Did.

I Turned Around To Let Them Have Some More Time And Then I See Ariana With Her Arms Crossed Her Chest, And A Smirk On Her Face That Spoke For Itself.

"I Told You So" 

AFTERWARDS

When The Problems Were All Solved And Everyone Loved Each Other Again We Decided To Go Out To Eat. After About 10 Minutes Of Debate We All Decided Golden Coral (YUMM) But First I Had To Take A Shower And Get Dressed.

"Ariana, What Are You Gonna Where?"

"Pink, You?"

"Well I Guess Pink"

"OIMG Really?"

"Anything For My Girl.."

"Aww I Love You Dawane Pulliam"

"I Love You Too"  She And I Both Decided To Wear White And Pink Elite Socks With, Camouflage Shorts, And A White Shirt With The Brest Cancer Awareness Logo On The Middle, And Then Nike Slides.

Before We Left The House We Took A Picture Together For All Of Her Millions Of Followers To See.

Double Tap If Me And Bae Are On Point 

Was The Caption.

We Met Lexy, And Kalin Downstairs And They Were Completely Shocked To See Us Matching.

"Aww, Look At You Guys"

"Le-" Ariana Cut Me Off.

"Thank You LEXY" She Looked At Me.

"Ok?? Um We're Gonna Take The Escalade, If That's Fine With You Guys"

"Oh Yea, That Would Be Great, Think I Can Drive Lex?"

"Think Your Tall Enough Dawane?? AHAHAHAH" Everyone Starts Laughing.

"Hahaha So Funny. I Didn't Wanna Drive Anyways"

At Golden Corral

"How Many WillThere Be Today?"

"Uhh 4"

"Ok That'll Be 78.21."

"I Got It Don't Worr-" 

"Ahh Don't Trip I Got It:" Kalin Cut Me Off. 

"Really It's That Serious?"

"Hey, I Got The Bill What's Wrong More Money In Your Wallet At The End Of The Night" 

"I Got Enough Money In My Wallet At The End Of Every Night"

"Really?? What's Your Salary A Year??'

"Lets Just Say I Get More Money Then You Get After All Your Albums, And CD's In One Year, In What A Month?? I Believe So" 

"O-" The Girls Cut Him Off 

"Lets Just Go Sit Down, And Enjoy Dinner. 

"Yea Why Not?" I Said.