99 Problems

seventh.

Did you ever had that time when you're at a public place, and then your boob, butt, or somewhere near your private area starts to itch?

And you'd be too embarrassed to scratch it out openly, because duh. You're in a public place.

So you do everything to scratch it without being obvious, like sitting on the edge of a chair, or placing a bag on your lap, or make hand gestures that makes you scratch your boob for at least a quick second.

Those times annoy the hell out of me.