•pick up lines•

1.6K 30 8
                                    

Henry:
- I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

-Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

-I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet

Patrick:
-Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

-Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

-You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

Victor:
-Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

-Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

-Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

Belch:
-You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

-Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

-See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Jan 06, 2018 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

ʙᴏᴡᴇʀ's ɢᴀɴɢ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ'sWhere stories live. Discover now