What is worse, than recently becoming a vampire, just because Twilight was a film you obsessed over? and the idea of sparkling in the sun, looked appealing.
Wrong..
Katia Lidel, a 5'0 Short ass, with no real accomplishments, or ambition in life, ex...
For years I tried hard to track down a real life breathing vampire.. ha ha, pun intended. I wanted the power, the beauty, the fangs to bare as a killer-accessory.. Get it?
So it's finally happening, I tracked down a vampire in the underground of London, you know the city? A queen that reigns through old age, a building, with a huge clock, they call 'Big Ben' that's imaginative right... No sir, not the kind of big that you are thinking.
His name is Ron.. yeah I know, my first super supposedly scary vampire encounter.. Is with a man named Ron. I told him I wanted to be just like him, he told me i'd have to serve his every need and run to him like a bat out of hell when he calls...
Before you assume, vampires don't fly, like in the movies, wish I knew that before signing up, idiot.
My master, Ron... is well known for his world famous raging parties, and tonight I am stuck, working it, happy new year to me, right? More like have a hellish night.
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There are many different types of vamps, me you ask? Well I'll tell you now, I'm not the sparkly one, just the youngest, shortest and unluckiest of them all.
