~Aoba's POV~
"What. Are. You. SAYING?"
Of course I was a little pissed off. This wasn't the first time Noiz had decided that the best way to teach me German was to stop speaking English completely. It was frustrating to say the least.
"Wenn Sie sogar versucht zu erlernen, würden Sie nunmehr zu verstehen." he replied calmly.
We sat on my bed at me and Granny's house and Noiz had his back turned towards me as he played mindlessly with one of his little allmates. I sighed and did my best to understand what the other man was saying.
"Sie is... you. If? Zu..." I mumbled, my eyebrows knitting together with my confusion.
Noiz sighed quietly and turned to face me. Staring into my eyes, he said quietly, "Sie wirklich nicht verstehen?"
I let out a frustrated little huff of air. "Probably. I mean, it's not like I have any idea what the hell you're saying."
Noiz chuckled quietly. "Lassen Sie uns versuchen, etwas einfacher dann." he mumbled to himself.
Leaning in close to my face, he began speaking in a low voice.
"Du bist mein liebe."
I thought for a second.
"I am... your love?" I asked.
He smiled a bit and replied, "Ja. Ich liebe dich sehr viel."
"You... love me... very much?"
Noiz smiled again and kissed me lightly on the forehead, smoothing the lines that were there from trying to understand him.
"Ja. Und ich küsste ihn."
This one took a bit more thought. I tried to think of the individual words. "Yes. And I... something... him...."
"Küsste." Noiz corrected quietly. He again kissed me lightly, this time on the lips.
"Kissed?" I guessed.
"Sehr gut." he smiled.
At this point, the other man took me in a tight hug and whispered into my ear, "Ich liebe zu umarmen ihn."
I didn't have time to try and understand this before the blonde boy pushed me onto my back on the bed and laid on top of me. I lost my train of thought and began blushing as Noiz's tongue tailed lightly over my neck.
"Ich liebe auch die Art und Weise meine Liebe schmeckt." he murmered into my throat.
I again blushed hotly as I began getting hard.
"Es sieht aus wie meine Liebe ist ein sehr geiler Junge." he laughed, feeling my excitement.
I didn't have to be fluent in the boy's first language to understand that he was taunting me. I shoved the other man's face away and blushed yet again.
There was at least one phrase that I had learned through these little lessons and I said it now, crossing my arms and pouting like a little kid.
"Und meine Liebe ist eine hochnäsige Gör Deutsch."
Noiz simply laughed and gave me a hug, muttering lovingly "Aber ist es nicht, warum Sie fiel für mich?"
~Author's note:
Nyahh My brain hurts @.@
I wrote this little fic to work on my German and to practice writing fluff instead of full on smut XD
In case you're either not fluent in German or simply too lazy to open up Google Translate, some of the translations that Aoba didn't get are:
Wenn Sie sogar versucht zu erlernen, würden Sie nunmehr zu verstehen.
If you actually tried to learn, you would understand by now.
Sie wirklich nicht verstehen?
You really don't understand?
Lassen Sie uns versuchen, etwas einfacher dann.
Let's try something easier then.
Sehr gut.
Very good.
Ich liebe zu umarmen ihn.
I love to hug him.
Ich liebe auch die Art und Weise meine Liebe schmeckt.
I also love the way that my love tastes.
Es sieht aus wie meine Liebe ist ein sehr geiler Junge.
It looks like my love is a very horny boy.
Und meine Liebe ist eine hochnäsige Deutsch Gör.
And my love is a stuck-up German brat.
Aber ist es nicht, warum Sie fiel für mich?
But isn't that why you fell for me?
A thousand apologies if any of the translations are off don't hurt me >.<
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