THIS IS JUST A JOKE.
It was hiiiiiigh noon. And mccree had no shirt. Hanzo had a deep blush on his face. His noodle dragons resting on his lap and on his head."hey Hanzo please toss me a water bottle so I can dump it on my chest?" Mccree asked meeting hanzo's gaze."yes mccree-senpia." Hanzo said in a daze. Hanzo watched as mccree senpia poured the water over him. He glistened like hiiiiiiiiiigh noon. "Hanzo I am look good without my shirt on and it's hiiiiiiigh noon."mccree said did dramatically."take me mccree-senpia." Hanzo said even more dramatically. Every man in a 100 mile radius turned gay." Miiiiiiiiiiister mcccccrrrrreeeeeeee!" They all called. It was amazing
~ the end