The Alpha's New Groove

Chapter 1: The CD

Bob was sprawled out across his bed, looking up at the ceiling. He let out a loud sigh as he grew bored watching the fan on his roof spin around slowly. Bob's father had just been killed in a hunting accident led by the eldest son of the Alpha, Greg. More than half of the hunting squad died in the accident. Bob didn't know much about Greg, other than the fact that he was clearly a bad leader. Thinking about how Greg was one day going to run the entire pack sent shiver's down Bob's spine. Bob knew that he would be a better leader than Greg. His reasoning was because he had gone hunting with his brother before to fetch bunnies for his mother's stew and they both came back alive. Bob grew angry thinking about how unfair life was, his dad had just died and he also wasn't going to be Alpha. This made Bob both very angry and very sad.

Bob's Mother called him down for dinner. Bob was 27 years old in human years and he had not even come close to finding a mate yet. His mother urged him to move out everyday but Bob was too depressed to do anything with his life because all the girls he liked had rejected him. Bob's older brother, Ike, joined Bob and his mother and the dinner table.
"Ike get out of your wolf form." Their mother insisted. Ike was autistic so he had trouble picking up social cues like when not to be in his wolf form. Ike quickly changed into human form, fearing his mother's wrath of getting spanked. Even though her children were adult wolves, she still spanked them because she got some pleasure out of doing it. "So what have you two been up to?" Their mother asked.
"Thinking about how I can become Alpha." Bob replied. Ike snorted, causing his food to go up his nose and he almost choked and died.
"Bob you're a fucking retard why would someone like you become Alpha you're a little bitch. The Alpha needs to lead little bitches, not be a little bitch."
"Fuck you Ike mum dropped you on your head when you were a pup."
Their mother slammed her hands down on the table, causing the earth to shake under their house. Bob's mother was actually one of the most powerful wolves in the pack but she didn't feel like becoming a sex slave to the Alpha so she hid her powers from everyone except her sons and now deceased husband.
"You two need to stop talking to each other like that, one day there will be a day where I'm not alive and you two will have to look out for each other."
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Ike let out an autistic screech as his head flung towards the direction of the sound. Bob needed an excuse to get away from his autistic older brother so he volunteered to go to whatever was ringing the doorbell.

Bob opened the door to see the mailman at his door. The pack was disguised well enough that they could live in normal human society, and have secret meetings in the woods when they were going to do hardcore wolf shit like furry orgies. Because Bob was a wolf, he had the urge to chase the mailman away off his property but he held in his animalistic desires. "Excuse me I have a package for... Mr. Alpha?" The mailman read off his clipboard. The Alpha only lived one house down from Bob, and most of the residents in the town he lived in who were non-wolf were pretty special because it was the place all the social rejects come and live so Bob getting the Alpha's mail was fairly common, he'd hoard the mail to spite the Alpha and his family. Usually, they were large boxes filled with flashlights and mail order brides, but this time it was a small parcel. Bob accepted it and forged the Alpha's signature before accepting the parcel and slamming the door in the mailman's face. Bob rushed upstairs, on all fours, his wolf in him starting to emerge from the sexual arousal of opening another man's parcel. Bob tore it open with his disgusting nails and was shocked to see the latest album from Taylor Swift. Bob was very happy because Taylor Swift was his favourite person to masturbate too, so now he had another picture of her from the album's front cover. But what was more suss was why the Alpha ordered a Taylor Swift album. Bob pulled out his dusty CD player and popped the disc in.

Bob was immediately amazed at how amazing it was, and his body started dancing furiously as he quickly changed from wolf to human in between dance moves. That's when Bob realised this CD must be blessed by the ancient furry fairy of old, and gives the user the incredible ability to dance. Bob turned the music off and rubbed his hands together in excitement thinking about how he could overthrow the Alpha with his amazing dance moves.