Ventman

Ventman/Fagman

>be me
>early middle school
>going to the bathroom
>see they are doing work in them, fucking around with the vents to fix them or whatever
>go to lunch anyways
>i come back, since i had to go badly
>see the workers gone
>idea.jpeg
>i put my hood on, i then crawl in the vents
>wait a bit
>the tard POW march comes in
>see the tard that always attempts to fight me
>upper half of my body comes out the vents and drags the bastard up
>heavymotherfucker.jpeg
>i drop him
>i fall out also
>land on him
>oops.jpeg
>since i covered my face, the tards refer to me as "ventman"
>normal kids start to catch on
>all the boys stand around in the bathroom waiting for "fagman" as they call the autistic marauder
>i wasn't there
>later, i see a tard in the same hoodie i wore at the time being cornered
>they were interrogating him about the legendary "ventman/fagman"
>being a dick, i laugh
>2 months later
>just broke up with girlfriend
>fagman is planning one more mission
>get in the vents after school
>pull off the tile to her locker
>i put in the combo and i open it
>she has a afterschool club, so i have time
>remember shes going to her black friends birthday
>ohyes.jpeg
>her phone has no passcode, thank god
>i set moonman to play at 5:pp, around the time she goes
>the next day the black girl has chads all around her, about to engage in combat with my stacy ex and HER chads
>mfw her ass was beat
>mfw never caught
>mfw victory