4chan Stories

im 2 lazy 2 write long stories :/

Personified social media/websites become the CEO of fuck.

"But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. (...) All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. (...) Who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce, retrieve valuable truths and even interpret their meaning for later generations?" - Metal Gear Solid 2, fragments of AI Colonel's speech Basically this. I filter comments from various social medias and retrieve only the ones with best comedic or thought-provoking qualities judging by my taste. Enjoy!

A story that is about me. I am kinda lost right now so writing my daily life with a bit of fiction on my life. So a mix of real and fake.

The sacred vows of the pineapple guardians may seem like something silly, but in reality it is something veryreal. This story will explain how the vow affects you and how it all began and how it is today. There is no reason at all to be scared or go around thinking you can become a "Guardian", please don't try to walk down such a wretched path.

The Britz are totally choked by a mysterious old lady then gives them a 'charm' neck, which gives them a high and happiness. But their high turns to low when the neck falls on the shoulders of the troublemaking Eevils. Will the Britz be able to smoke together again or will the ancient lady drop a sh*t so big that no 'charm' could save them?

Cathy continues her silly little life in this story of murder, mystery, love, hate, femcels, evangelicals and one really bad moustache.

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A bunch of random stories that I wanna share. They differ in genre. I don't own any of them.

This shall be a journal of rants. A ranting journal. A journal that contains a great many rants. These are the thoughts that won't leave me alone, the thoughts that demand to be written, that vex me so. My name is Charles. I am eighteen. This is my attempt to be heard.

A tale of intrigue, bloodshed, war and tarddom for the ages, come on a journey through time, space and chromesomes as i recount the days of yore, when i was but a young boy with anger management issues and raging hormones.

TBE

Want to request a oneshot? Go for it Want to dare the apps? Go for it Want to bring bring old websites into this fandom? Yeah me too, welcome YTMND.

there is a hacker named 4chan and some say he is going to hack wattpad So pls help wattpad be safe from this trouble!!

In the neon decay of Las Vegas, Trent Mallory, a nobody hacker, stumbles into an invisible world of political manipulation and occult power. What begins as a late-night dive into 4chan pulls him into a web of staged extremism, media puppetry, and century old agendas. Paranoid, brilliant, and increasingly hunted, Trent becomes the only man willing to trace the truth behind a conspiracy directing the world from the shadows.