4chan Stories

"But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. (...) All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. (...) Who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce, retrieve valuable truths and even interpret their meaning for later generations?" - Metal Gear Solid 2, fragments of AI Colonel's speech Basically this. I filter comments from various social medias and retrieve only the ones with best comedic or thought-provoking qualities judging by my taste. Enjoy!

They think he's new, but he's been here all along. ☆☆☆☆☆☆ Clack Clack Do you hear the tap? The puppy is coming out to play Clack Clack Do you hear the tap? His claws on the window pane Clack Clack Do you hear the tap? His teeth can tear through flesh Clack Clack Do you hear the tap? His static disturbs the TV dish Clack Clack Do you hear the tap? His eyes pierce through you Clack Clack You've heard the tap And now it's time Lights out. ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ Trigger warnings ♡ Abusive Relationships (emotional/sexual) ♡ Murder, Cannabalism, etc... ♡ Homophobia/Transphobia ♡ Pedophillia/Grooming ♡ Sexual themes (consensual and not) This story is being written to help me cope with what traumas I have been through. Due to that, this story will get very dark, very quickly. I do not wish for sympathy, I just want to write.

4chan is hacking accounts

The Backreoms are a strange place. A place that can only be found in certain areas. When a teenager falls into the Backrooms when exploring with a childhood friend, they finally get a glimpse of how strange and terrifying the Backrooms are...

"We are weird. . ." ♠♥♠♥♠ One shots de estos bellos personajes, creados por ThisisFrog. -Habrá ships. -Usaré las personalidades originales, géneros y diseños. -Parejas heterosexuales y homosexuales. -Algunas inspiradas por canciones. **Por el momento no hay portada, se está trabajando en ella**

This shall be a journal of rants. A ranting journal. A journal that contains a great many rants. These are the thoughts that won't leave me alone, the thoughts that demand to be written, that vex me so. My name is Charles. I am eighteen. This is my attempt to be heard.

there is a hacker named 4chan and some say he is going to hack wattpad So pls help wattpad be safe from this trouble!!

I don't know what else to do. My loss of passion in writing is soul crushingly massive in nature. My name is Vicki Lewis, I'm eighteen, and this is my collection of random sh*t. You will be offended. You will be butthurt. You may very well want to devour my soul after reading this. Joke's on you, I sold it to 4chan long ago. Emotion was my main setback, so I sold that too. On ebay. For £1.00. Content will not be suitable for readers under the age of two.

Eh b0ss why even read this

The Book of Kek is a collection of ancient scripture that tells the story and future of Kek and his people. All followers of Kek quote and read the Book of Kek daily. The Kekistan Pope manages the book's verses and changes.

4Chan's Worst Posts and Cases From murders to downright pranks gone wrong ~under construction~ Ill be adding at least 2 per day You guys may share it if you'd like, if really appreciate it, thanks! ❤

odont like dont read :| i poured my hart and sole into this so plz dont hate on it either...... i just rlly like this hship :)

/v/ is a menace to society. He always was. However, he wants to let his anger rest for awhile. He decides to take a vacation on The City Of Stars, a place where everything is good and all. However, he didn't expect to become a father-figure (sorta) to a blue-haired midget and a orange-haired prick.

"watch how he saved your last breath. watch him closely." | a story about how kim taehyung saves your life.

Not all texts are welcome. Not every phone call reaches the person you want. The only certainty is that someone, somewhere is trying to contact you. But be warned: you may never know who - or what - is lurking on the other end. These 3 short stories will set your mouth to 'silent' and vibrate along your spine. They will send such terrifying chills to your inbox that you'd wish you were on airplane mode!

READ! THERE'S HACKERS INVADING FROM 4CHAN