Heeeeyy guyz so dat wuz mi 1stst stori. I wuz sqared 2 rite it cuz I ddnt kno if u wud lyke it. But u do rite???? Aniwy Im getting dis puuublized, so ill hit chu up wit da papabaq. KiSzSzSzES. <3<3<3<3 10 outta 10 fo dayz.
2d boyz 4 Me: Bazed on da Truth
Da yer wuz 219278. N da futr pepl cud fli. I cudnt fli. Whch is werd cuz Im lyke supa fli. Anywy, Hairy n me wnt 2 da parq. He fli wit me in his armz cuz I cudnt fli. Den he sed “u is supa prty.” I sed “ya I kno” cuz I did kno, u kno.
Da nxt day I wuz in my kitchn makin Wheetiez. Den I saw I wuz outta milk. I sed 2 hairy, “Cant have wheeties witout Milk.” Hairy flu 2 da store n buyed all da milk, cuz he luv me nd wnted me 2 have all da milk. No1 else cud kno how mch da milk cost. It wuz alotta doe. I ddnt want da wheetiez tho so I sed “take da milk back.” Den hairy got mad. “U DON LUV ME LYKE I LUV U.” I sed “no. I do not luv u lyke u luv me. I luv u less fo real. U just fo da flyin n da milk.”
Hairy wlked away n I still had all da milk. I calld Zaaaneee n sed “u wnt da milk?” he sed “no, I hate milk fo real. “ Lima tuk da milk instead n sed “dis iz gud 4 my bonez.” I sed “lima, duz hairy hate me?” he sed “yes. U dnd lyke da milk n u don’t luv him gud.”
I wlked home cuz I wuz sad. I fell asleep watchin vid of 1 D boyz. Hairy wuz ugli. “Das OKey,” I decided… “I tink I luv him aniwy.” I calld Nail n sed “how do I get hairy baq???????” he sed “u hve 2 sing.” I sed “okey. Bye.”
Da nxt dey I wnt 2 hairys houz. Loie opend da door. “WHAT IS U DOIN HERE LOIE?” he sed he wuz wit hairy cuz hairy wuz sad. I sed “GO HOME LOIE.” Loie left n I wnt to c hairy. “Hi Hairy, r u redy?” He sed “redy fo wat?”
Den I sang. “DA WAY U FYPE UR HAIR MAKEZ ME OVAWHELM. WHEN U SMILE AT DA GRUOND IT AINT HRD 2 TELL. U DON KNO U BOUTYFUL.” Den I staphed singin cuz I ddnt kno da wurdz. Hairy crid “I thinked u ddnt luv me.” I sed “no. I dndt. Das okey tho cuz u luv me.” Hairy sed “yeh. Is okey.”
Den we had seventy kidz n I nemed dem all Loie cuz I luv hem mor n hairy dnt kno.
STY TUNEZ. COMIN BAQ 4 MOR L8.
Heeeeyy guyz so dat wuz mi 1stst stori. I wuz sqared 2 rite it cuz I ddnt kno if u wud lyke it. But u do rite???? Aniwy Im getting dis puuublized, so ill hit chu up wit da papabaq. KiSzSzSzES. <3<3<3<3 10 outta 10 fo dayz.
