So I took the banana home. Regretted it because it smelted like a dildo and BOY you know how they smell so i washed it in the sink he smelt like a dog for some then i shrieked DAW SHIT!! I used dog shampoo then I heard fap fap fap fap. WHAT THE FUCK DAWG I SCREAMED, HOW DID YOU EVEN GET DOWN THERE my dog was masterbating.Then he howled also found out he came on my floor.The dog looked like he was ready for liftoff with that red rocket ba dum ssss.
