Number 4

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Stefan-Damon, I swear I'll kill you! This time you went too far!...

Bonnie-Ugh! What has he done this time?!

Stefan-He was having sex with some random girl, in my room! In my bed!

Elena-He was doing....what?!?!

Damon-Oh c'mon little bro. Your bed needed some kinda action. Take it as a favour from me. Oh and Elena, don't be jealous. Next time I'll invite you so you can see what a real man looks like. :p

Bonnie-Why do you have to be so gross Damon?!

Damon-Oh little witch, you can come too...Y'know since the Gilbert Jr. didn't satisfy you at all...

Jeremy-Oh God. Can someone please give him some revain!

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