"Gotta go find Becky," Ron told himself.
Ron ventured through the forest and plains to find Becky. Suddenly Ron stumbled across a river. Ron's ugly babies couldnt cross the river. And they couldnt fly... so that sucked.
"Dad we can't cross!" Exclaimed the Ugly tree birds.
"Oh. Well bye." Responded Ron.
Ron flew away and left his babies behind and continued on his quest for Becky. After a while, Ron found Becky atlast.
"Becky lemme smash"
"No Ron." Replied Becky
"Swiggity Swooty, I got you blue." Said Ron as he placed some blue items in front of Becky.
"Go away Ron,"
"I thought bitches love blue. You want yellow?"
"No" Answered Becky
"Ron wot are you doing? Are you cheating on me? We were married and where are our children?" Cried Tree.
"Wot, Tree, Youre alive? I thought you were dead. We even had a funeral," exclaimed Ron
"Bitch I survived" answered Tree. "And the kids?"
"I left them behind"
"I want a divorce and Im going to find the kids," announced Tree.
Tree somehow wooped Ron and left?
Moral of the story: Dont cheat on your Tree wife. She can walk and probably woop you.
Readers thoughts: Thats it? I spent my time reading this junk?
It dosent even make sence. Wtf?
How does a tree and bird make babies? And Ron wouldnt do this
How does a tree woop a birds ass?
How was this story created?
How is this even allowed?
What drugs is the author on?
How?
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Tree Love ( Ron X Tree fanfiction )
Fanfiction-Completed- After not being able to smash anyone, Ron falls in love with a tree... (This story is not to be taken seriously, it was for a friend. Let me know if you want more though. 🤦)
