ohh jeezzus--- My poor, poor best friend xD @xodenxo lol
---BUT LOOK on the brightside :) AT LEAST it wasnt as bad as the previous ones ... LOVE YOU !! <3
ENJOY EVERYONE!! &+ if you want to be one of my victims, just inbox me :) and I promise you I WILL add a chapter just for you ;)
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Dear Love of my life,
You are so steady. I love how your face is structured so sticky. Your armpit looks like sweaty nasty sour patch kids in a large pile of lovely water. You are jigglier than night is dark. I love how your toes are like a perfect hexagon. You make me have a heart attack just thinking about you. My lovely darling, I love you so much. When we stretch it's like electricity going up my back. Whenever i see you, I choke with dirt. baby, you are the pizza to my sushi.
I love pressing my melted lips against your soft lip. oh. I LOVE YOU !
xoxo
Andrew.
:) Until next time loves :-*
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MAD LIBS (RATED R.)
HumorHeyyy! Let's make you laugh, yeah? I think that'd make the both of us pretty goddamn happy- especially since this world is so f***ing terrible sometimes. Here are a couple of .. not-so-appropriate Mad Libs :)
