The Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

Introduction

I always heard that the world would end in 2012. I never expected it to be zombies. I imagined the end of the world would be caused by a giant earthquake or a tsunami or a nuclear bomb, but zombies?! I mean, don't get me wrong -- I love zombies. I've always dreamt of the zombie apocalypse and me and my best friend fighting side by side to get to our hidden bunker located under her pool. We had planned it out; me, my two best friends, and all of our boyfriends would hide in the bunker intil the zombies had died off, then we could go back out into the world and become nomad farmers and have our own children and start the world over again. But we would leave out the populaar girls, the obese people, and the stupid people. Our giant family would be perfect.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Okay, I might be getting a little out of hand so I'll just hand you my journal now and you can read it for yourself. This journal is the only exsisting account of... THE FIRST ZOMBIE VS. UNICORN WAR!!!

(Oh, and did I mention that I'm a unicorn? Yeah. That's right. Be jealous.)

-- Rainbow the Unicorn