The Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

Day 1

Hi. My name is Rainbow and I am a unicorn. Unicorns are very pure creatures. Our blood is silver and our horns are the whitest white in the universe. They are also rather sharp so don't screw with us.

Today the apocalypse started. The zombie apocalypse, that is. For some time now, there has been an ongoing debate about which race is better -- zombies or unicorns. Unicorns are better of COURSE!!! Duh =P.  Well now I guess we can show those green weirdos how cool we really are.

I ran outside of my house and speared a little girl zombie dressed in quite an ugly watermelon sundress right in the head. "Woah. WOAH! OMG IM FREAKING OUT" I scream. I totally just killed someone. That was the first zombie that I've encountered and I feel kinda bad that I had to kill it but at the same time I kinda had to because it was sort of going to eat my brains out and it's probably happier now, don't you think?! I don't know what to do!!! Okay I'll just...keep walking. Sure.

Yeah, this is okay! I'm okay! YAY!! Heheh well I'll just walk to Sparkle's house and "AAAHHHHH!!!!!!" my thoughts are inturrupted by another unicorns screaming. No, it was me. I'm running towards another walking dead man who's wearing hospital scrubs. I nail him right through the heart. Then I carry on walking. I'm thinking to myself, "WOAH BRO. OMG. O. M. G. TOTALLY FREAKING OUT."

I mean, i used to love zombies. I would read about them and tell my friends scary stories about how I was on safari in the Galaxy of Zaa and I faught off a hoard of zombies and survived, only lsing one hand in the process. But then I actually smashed some brains and it didn't feel too great.... EW my horn is all dirty!! Well anyways, i have to get to my besty friend Sparkle's house. That's where we're going to build an underground bunker where we can hide out until the zombies have all been killed by the FBI... the Fariy's Bureau of Investgations.