"Yo Chiron! I found these four half-bloods" Onion and vinegar satyr, Jeremiah, said.
"Really? Four at once? I'm surprised with you, Jeremiah," Pony man said.
"Yeah! Now can you give me the cans and shit I ordered?"
Pony man threw him a bag. Then onion and vinegar satyer, Jeremiah, exited the big barn house... by smashing the window.
"So..." stallion boy began. "What're your names?"
"Alexander Ham-" Laura sang before Emmy put her hand on her mouth.
Laura licked her hand.
"Ew Laura! That's gross!"
"Anyway, Like I was saying. MY NAME IS LAURA ANDREA GOULDING HAMILTON JACKS-"
"DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!" Chloe screamed, "it has feelings!"
"Um Well, My name is Amelia, Emmy for short."
"And I'm Spencer" Spencer Finally spoke spoke...
"I'm Chloe"
"Umm... ok then, Laura, Emmy, Chloe, and Spencer. I'm Chiron. Um did Jeremiah give you any details?"
"Not really," Spencer spoke. "Most of the time he'd just say 'fuck off and let me eat my cans' or 'can you shut the fuck up, I'm trying to talk to this squirrel.'"
"oH. Well um, here's the basics. You four are half bloods. One of your parents is a Greek god and-"
"I ALREADY KNOW THIS SHI-" Chloe and Emmy cut Laura off by whispering "the fourth waaall" in her ear.
"Just- go to the Hermes cabin. You'll be staying there until we know who your godly parent is" Chiron informed.
"We all already know Spencer is a child of Hermes!" Emmy said.
"HEY! I AM NOT A CHILD OF HERMES!" Spencer yelled.
"What's so wrong with being a child of Hermes?"
"Because Luke."
"Screw you"
"GUYS! let's just go to the cabin! I'm fuming tired!" Chloe yelled.
"You're not tired, you're Chloe," Laura said.
"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!" Everyone yelled.
"NEVER!!"
The four of them made their way to the Hermes cabin, to get settled in. It was going to be a nightmare for the others in the cabin.
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I DID Want To Be A Half-Blood
FanfictionFour AMAZING people come to camp half-blood, accompanied by an AMAZING satyr. This is exiting right now because me and my group of friends made up our characters during lunch so I decided to actually make it into a story XD. You're welcome XD This w...
