Once upon a time in a land far far away. There was a girl. She was a magical princess that could summon rainbow cats with horns as big as the eiffel tower and wings as little as a baby's butt. These creatures are called baboon-butt-cats.
One day the princess summoned her own pet (that was a rare species of baboon-butt-cats) named Catti-corn! She yelled and yelled and yelled. But the baboon-arse-cat never came.
She decided to search for him. But just when she was about to give up. There was a big burst of glitter blinding her for 0.567 seconds. When she got her sight back she saw that she was not in her room but in a magical land named Babboontopia. She turned and saw that she was NOT ALONE.
What she saw in front of her was not a man nor a woman but instead a rainbow coloured baboon with wings as pink as a baboons butt. He was wearing spectacles as round and big as his face. He studied me; confused at what he is seeing. He took a step forward and explained in his crummy old voice, "How dare yee enter thy land without wearing thee tradditional clothing!"
Confused the princess asked," Are you a gladiator?"
The babboon looked her up and down, startled by her offending comment and explained," This is preposterous! Your a disgrace to the baboon kind. State your purpose you bloody muggle!"
"I was teleported here on accident when I searched for Catti-corn, its a rare species of baboon-butt-cats. But you wouldnt know that you stupid monkey. You dont even know that you're secretly a gladiator!" She angrily replied.
After her comment he looked absolutely FURIOUS. With a heavy breath and much struggle he pulled out his 12-and-half-foot sword. Striking her in the chest. The blow sent her straight to the castle walls into the dungoen. Trapping for eternity in babboon-butt-HELL!
While she was struggling for breath there was another puff of sparkling glitter much smaller than the first.
Just before her vision started to go black she saw a babboon-butt-cat appearing out of the spark. But not just any cat but indeed her cat Catti-corn.
With her last stinky breath she tried to crawl to her beloved Catti-corn but alas she died, with the thought of never returning.
Or so she thought...
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