It took quite some time for everyone to move past the nightmare that was Hans, but once they did, they often found themselves joking about him.
It was a warm, clear night, and Anna and Kristoff were walking through the courtyard of the castle. He was teasing Anna for agreeing to marry Hans when she knew almost nothing about him. They joked about Hans' best friend, Probably John, and all of the other ridiculous things that Anna had said during that ride on Kristoff's sled.
"Foot size doesn't matter" he mocked, imitating Anna's voice as best as he could (which was in fact, quite terrible).
"Hey! You can't make fun of me for that one!" She argued, "Foot size is not important!"
"Oh, Anna" he said, letting out a small chuckle, "but it is important." She looked at him, extremely puzzled, awaiting his explanation.
"Some people say," he smirked before continuing, "that a man's foot is the same length as his..." he trailed off, allowing Anna to figure the rest out for herself. Kristoff could see in her face the moment she realized what he meant.
"Oh..." she said, sneaking a quick glance down at Kristoff's feet. Of course, he noticed this.
"I think it's time that I teach you a lesson, that foot size really does matter."
Anna dragged him toward the castle without a spoken reply, eager for her lesson. And that night, she learned that foot size does indeed matter. It matters a whole lot.
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kristanna
Fanfictiona series of one shots originally inspired by kristanna smut weeks on tumblr stories 1-5 were written in 2014/2015 and republished years later anything after that was written following the release of frozen ii if you have a prompt or idea that you wa...
