South Park Lemons

Craig x Reader

Reader's Pov

I was texting Craig while a part of my family, went out somewhere for the night. Pretty sure mom went to go get drunk with her friends, and I have no idea what  Stan and Shelly's up to. Yep, that's right, Stan is my older brother, just by a few months. . I looked back at my phone while waiting for a text from Craig. I get up from my bed, opening the door to my room to walk out and to just grab a snack. I walk down stairs to see Stan and his friends on the couch watching "Terrence and Phillip". Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Cartman,  and Sparky was either on the couch or on the floor.

 "Y/n?! What the FUCK are you doing down here!?" Stan yelled. "Relax barf boy. I just wanted a snack." I said while looking back at them as I walk into the kitchen. "Stan. Dude, take a look at your younger sister. Do you not see what she's wearing?" Kyle said. I looked down at my clothes and saw myself in my (favorite band)' hoodie and socks.  I look over at the couch and saw Eric on it. "Quick question. Why is fatass on the couch?" I asked. "Hahahah! Oh shit!" Kyle said while laughing. "Fuck you Little Stan." He said wile groaning. I laughed. "Last time I checked, I'm Y/n Marsh, not Stan's dick." Stan blushed from embarrassment. 

"Y/n! Just go change your clothes before Kenny does something weird!" Stan yelled. I sighed and felt my pocket vibrate. I pulled out my phone and saw a text from Craig. "Who was it?" Stan asked. "U-Uh, Mom! Yeah!" I stuttered. "Mmhm. Alright." Stan smirked. I looked at my phone to see the message, it was a picture of Craig with his shirt in his mouth, showing his chest and his pants below his waist. I looked at the message and it said, "I need to win a bet, send me a nice picture~". I grabbed a bag of cheesy poofs and ran back upstairs. "Y/n! Tell Craig I said hi!" Stan said as I ran upstairs. I slammed my door shut and locked it. 

I unzipped my hoodie, just a bit to where my bra was and took a picture. I sent it to Craig saying,

"I'm not  damn porn star, wine and dine bitch."

and sent it. I zipped my hoodie back up and opened my bag of cheesy poofs and turned on my T.V . I watched "Game of Thrones" while eating cheesy poofs. I waited to hear from Craig. Then I thought about him, his shirtless body, his badass personality." Ah! He's just perfect for me!  

(I only love his personality, Its very admirable.) 

But then again, he might like someone else. Like Tweek, he's an adorable little cinnamon roll. And I'm pretty sure that he'd go for the nice and adorable, sweet and innocent. Not the edgy, sarcastic, girl like me. But  why would he text me these pictures and laugh at my terrible jokes and puns. I'm missing the big picture here, FUCKING GAME OF THRONES IS ON! Y/N, YOU DUMBASS! Ugh, all of this yelling has gotten me hungry again. And parched as hell." I said.

I pause my T.V and hop off of bed to get to my door. I unlock it and to think my life couldn't be worse.

My brother and his friends are outside my door.

Shit.

"U-uH, t-this isn't what it looks like?!" Stan stuttered. "Five minutes, my room. NOW." I yelled. All of them , even Sparky walked in and sat on my floor. "N-Now , now, I know that this may be a bit concerning, b-but I have a reason on why-" "YOU FUCKBAGS EAVESDROPPED ON ME! YOU STOOD OUTSIDE MY DOOR AND KEPT YOUR LITTLE FUCKING EARS ON MY MOVEMENTS AND YOU FUCKRATS-" "YOU LIKE CRAIG TUCKER! DON'T YOU!?" Stan screamed. My face beamed bright red. I raised my hand then balled it into a fist. "Don't you tell him anything. I swear-" then I heard a deep voice. "Y/n? You here? "

Fuck me sideways and call me Fatass Cartman.. I really really hope that its not- "Marsh! Its Craig, get your lazy ass out here!" A deep voice yelled. I looked at Stan and gave him a death glare. "P-Please...have mercy Y/n!" Kyle pleaded. I sighed and told them to leave. They left quickly. Welp, this is gonna suck.

 (More like your gonna suck Craig's dick- owww!)  

Well fuck me sideways and call me Mr. Garrison. I walked outside and saw Craig standing out in the cold. "Dude. What the actual fuck are you doing here..?" I asked. He stepped closer, I stepped back. This continued until we were in the living room. "Cr-Craig...what are you- Mmph!"  He smashed his lips onto mine. This kiss....I waited for it since 5th grade...oh god.I wrapped my arms around his neck and started to slowly kiss back. I felt him smirk into the kiss.  He pulled away slowly and looked me in the eye.

"Listen. I'm going to make you fucking scream my name so much, it's gonna be the only name you'll remember for months." Craig whispered. He smashed his lips back onto mine once again. This boy is a fucking turn on and I fucking love it. God. 

I gripped his hair as he kissed me. Pulling it slightly. He groaned into the kiss. But then I remembered that my brother and his friends are upstairs.

Double Shit.

I pulled away.

Craig looked at me and asked. "You alright Marsh?"

"Stan and the guys are up in my room. We cant do this."

*(Author's Note-

Im fucking tired. This may get lazy and I most likely not be detailed and it might get sloppy.

Hehe, sloppy. Like sloppy se-OW OW OW OW OW. OKAY DAMN.

Anyway, i just got tired and really worn out

like someone just fucked the living shit out of me.

So yeah. 

Back at it again with the 2 parter.

Evil Bi is at it again)