Unexpected Happenings (boyXboy)

Four 4 c:

'beep. beep. beep' who the fuck changed my alarm. Bastards. Now I can't even enjoy my mornings my waking up to amazing music. I'm so tired. gah... life... school.. people...jake... classwork...wait! JAKE!!! I smiled instantly. Yes Jake the things that boy does to me.. I was about to go shower when suddenly someone opened my door out of nowhere like wtf no.

"wakey wakey dan...oh" my mom said slowly drifting off and staring at me as if she had just seen a llama.

"I'll just wait downstairs " she said and quickly closed the door. What was wrong with her today ?

I ran a hand over my tired face and click play on my i pod . I went to my bathroom to look in the mirror hmm did i get a pimple? Nope. Eh probably nothing just my mom just being wierd. I got my toothbrush and started to brush my teeth as I slowly hummed along to fix you by coldplay. Then out of no where I get the fucken urge to pee like ugh small bladder.

I walk to the toilet about to do my business and right before I pull my boxers down I understand and all the blood rushes to my face. I gasp and accidentally drop my toothbrush into the toilet gah. .. but omfgosh my mom saw me with a freaken boner do you how embarrassing that is !!!!???

That explains why she was acting so awkwardly. How am I going to look at her without feeling uncomfortable. It's all HIS fault he just has to be all sexy and shit ugh. The things he does to me.

I look at the toothbrush eh oh well I'm not reaching in there .*slowly closes lid* well that problem is solved .

I spit the rest of the toothpaste into the sink and rinse my mouth. ugh now my warm shower is going to be a cold one .. lol i peed in the shower as well. Don't say it's gross either because I could promise you over 50% of people have done that before. Ah now time to get dressed and leave for the hell hole that is school c: that has jake in it mmm yes jakeee... wait!!! stop Daniel stupid butt you dont want "that" happening again .

I got my boxer briefs and a band tee and got into them ok now time for some pants. I found a nice pair of skinnies I had and pulled them up. ok so you would think that because they slid up some what smoothly (not really) that they would button easily well yeah no. Wrong bitch.

I sucked in my stomach and tried buttoning them . I swear I like tried 5 different poses untill I got them buttoned. Cause for some reason that works ha. Omgosh I cant breathe. I need to lose weight and hit the gym. Okay I'm turning vegan and I'm eating healthy from now on . Yes that will be my new plan. Fit me here I come.

I carefully went down stairs because Steve (the evil step) would trip me if I didn't eh he's just jealous of my sexy self. Time to face my mom now *shivers*

I found my mom making eggs and all the other good stuff for breakfast so I just sat don at the table . There was an awkward silence and all you could hear was the sizzle of the pan. Well then .. Goodbye vegan lifestyle I want bacon and sausage !!! ( lol get it c; ... Anyways stopping with the innuendos cx)

She served me my food and poured me a a glass of orange juice. I ate in silence staring at my plate as she sipped her coffee. Ok and now here comes the reason as to why I had to go to school smelling like Starbucks.

I guess somehow we looked up at each other at the same time and we both had our drink in our mouth and we lost it ! Coffee And orange juice went flying and we were laughing our arses off! Once we got to the point where she had stopped crying and I stopped gasping like a fish I was finally able to talk to her about the incident upstairs .

"You know you really open the door without knocking first " I said smiling and feeling my cheeks go red from embarrassment.

"I've Learnt that now " she said smiling .

I just smiled and chuckled a bit. There was a moment of silence.

" so what girl where you dreaming about" she asked looking far too interested.

" MOM!! I AM NOT ABOUT TO DISCUSS THE ISSUE THAT HAPPENED UPSTAIRS WITH YOU!!!" I exclaimed. Wtf really this is not things that are to be discussed with parents.

"Eh, I'll find out. I'll stalk you" she said sipping the last of her coffee.wtf my mom is not normal she needs to be less interested in her sons love life and more interested in laundry, bingo, or something!

"Oh we'll look at the time she said looking at her watch "we better go before your late, oh and change your shirt" she said laughing and grabbing the keys to start the car I looked down and of course I have coffee all over my shirt. I quickly go upstairs and change into another shirt ugh i still smell like coffee this sucks. *honk honk* this bitch. Its her fault for this mess .(joking of course) . I got into the car and we're on our way to school when i notice the music.

"mom"

"danny"

"wtf is this" i say pointing to the  radio thats playing classical music

"mind your mouth daniel and this isnt just music its beethovens best masterpieces" I just shake my head. why god is my mom so wierd.?

we finally reach school and i kiss my mom on her cheek

" bye mum love ya"i say

"bye sweetie love you too " she replies. i start to walk of when i hear a honk. i turn around and see my mom waving me over.

"what? i ask when im near the window.

she tosses me something and i catch it . Its gum. I look at her.

"its for that girl" she says winking

" you smell like a coffe shop .Anyways love you " she says smiling and drives off. my mom is not normal.

I reach the doors of the school and as soon as I step in the bell rings. great Im late and I got told bye my mom that I smell. Today is going perfect.  at least Jake is still here right? Yes that boy makes my day.Oh yeah I got to tell him and everyone else about the rave! I cant wait till lunch now, but right now I must endure the yells my teacher will probably give me .